Blood and mud 

While a female is taking a poop she starts her period.

Wife to husband: while I was taking a poop I started my period.

Husband to wife: nice, making a little blood and mud!

Blood and mud by Pa boy September 18, 2017

if there's blood, play in the mud

when a woman won't let you have sex with her because she is on her period or when you don't want period blood all over your penis, you have anal sex instead.

Guy: "let me smash that vag"
Girl: "I would let you, but i'm on my period"
Guy: "if there's blood, play in the mud !!!!!"

if there's blood, play in the mud by AudiUrS4 June 9, 2009

Two in the blood one in the mud 

When you give a girl the shocker when she's on her period

She wanted me to finger her so I put two in the blood one in the mud

Two in the blood one in the mud by Bobby Filet April 30, 2014

two in the blood one in the mud 

Sticking two fingers into a womans vagina while she is on her period and another finger into her ass. Closely related to the term, "two in the pink one in the stink"

Ya, Debbie was on the rag so I gave her two in the blood one in the mud.

two in the blood one in the mud by KP$ September 29, 2006

Mud runs thicker than blood 

People you've been through the mud with, aka friends, could be more reliable or better companions than family.

Mud runs thicker than blood.

Mud runs thicker than blood by Victor Torres from Cutler Bay November 27, 2024

Bloody mud 

As your eating a girls ass just light a fire cracker and slip it in.Then watch bloody shit ooze out.

Hey,you know that bitch stacey made her get some bloody mud last night.It was fucking all over like a new coat of paint on the wall

Bloody mud by The danish’s plate May 11, 2019

Mudblood 

an insulting term from the Wizarding World of Harry Potter (created by JK Rowling). The term itself means, dirty blood. The insult is directed towards witches or wizards who are Muggle-born, someone with non-magic parents. This term is usually used by haughty pure-bloods, witches or wizards who are of magical descent and consider themselves to be higher up in rank. Such as the Malfoy family. The term Muggle-born is very much preferred to the term 'Mudblood.' Throughout the course of the books discrimination against Muggle-borns or 'Mudbloods" intensifies.

Hermione: Shut up Malfoy!
Draco: How dare you talk to me, filthy little Mudblood.

Hermione: **upset by this retort**

Mudblood by HarryPotterFan1126 July 20, 2009