Mr. Hankey blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin on Christmas (Mr. Hankey is the “Christmas Poo” from South Park). What is a blumpkin? One who receives a blumpkin gets a blowjob while defecating on the toilet. What a way to celebrate Christmas.

So happy for all the presents that Santa brought, Mrs. Smith decided to reward him with milk, cookies and a Mr. Hankey Blumpkin for his efforts.

Mr. Hankey blumpkin by blumpkin.com April 25, 2011

Mr Hankey is Knocking on the Door

Means to have to defecate or have a bowel movement or to have to take a dump. Mainly used for an emergency situation, where the movement in imminent, but can be used for any announcement of your condition.

Remember that jalepeno burrito I had earlier, with the ice cream sundae and Heinekins for dessert? Well, Mr Hankey is knocking on the door about now!!

I've been sick all day, and I think Mr Hankey is knocking on the door again.

Mr Hankey is Knocking on the Door by PALABRAMAN July 17, 2009

Mr. Hankey 

Somebody who acts like a complete shithead and absolutely ruins your life

Mr. Tuppet is such a Mr. Hankey !!! He gave us a huge review packet that had nothing useful for the test and now all of us are going to fail

Mr. Hankey by Not a famous vines March 5, 2019

Mr. Hankey 

When you take a shit and decide you want to jack off but don’t want to flush twice so you jerk off into the toilet and your turd comes alive.

I just made a Mr. Hankey.

Mr. Hankey by Erichscale May 26, 2023

Mr hankeys tophat 

When you take a shit in urine sample jar then place screw on lid on top of turd ,WITHOUT LAUGHING ,handing it to parole officer.

I MR HANKEYS TOPHAT ed that motherfucker!!!

Mr hankeys tophat by D6⁶6 February 20, 2022

Mr. Hankey 

Another word for a complete piece of shit, especially one who decides to shit without the use of a toilet and smears it on a wall.

That guy was such a Mr. Hankey

Mr. Hankey by Not a famous vines March 5, 2019

Mr Handyman 

the violent hand job given by a hairy repair man without any source of lotion. Most often given in dedham MA

I remember when i was so horny i got a Mr Handyman and never forgot ;)

Mr Handyman by handywoman June 30, 2011