Mr hankeys tophat 

When you take a shit in urine sample jar then place screw on lid on top of turd ,WITHOUT LAUGHING ,handing it to parole officer.

I MR HANKEYS TOPHAT ed that motherfucker!!!

Mr hankeys tophat by D6⁶6 February 20, 2022

Mr Handyman 

the violent hand job given by a hairy repair man without any source of lotion. Most often given in dedham MA

I remember when i was so horny i got a Mr Handyman and never forgot ;)

Mr Handyman by handywoman June 30, 2011

Mr. Hankey 

A talking piece of poo that comes out of the toilet during Christmas to give presents to children that eat plenty of fiber. He will only appear to the people that believe in him.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!

Mr. Hankey by Deathgrind > you October 31, 2007

Mr. Hankey blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin on Christmas (Mr. Hankey is the “Christmas Poo” from South Park). What is a blumpkin? One who receives a blumpkin gets a blowjob while defecating on the toilet. What a way to celebrate Christmas.

So happy for all the presents that Santa brought, Mrs. Smith decided to reward him with milk, cookies and a Mr. Hankey Blumpkin for his efforts.

Mr. Hankey blumpkin by blumpkin.com April 25, 2011

Mr. Hankey 

Somebody who acts like a complete shithead and absolutely ruins your life

Mr. Tuppet is such a Mr. Hankey !!! He gave us a huge review packet that had nothing useful for the test and now all of us are going to fail

Mr. Hankey by Not a famous vines March 5, 2019

Mr. Hankey 

When you take a shit and decide you want to jack off but don’t want to flush twice so you jerk off into the toilet and your turd comes alive.

I just made a Mr. Hankey.

Mr. Hankey by Erichscale May 26, 2023

Mr. Hankey 

Another word for a complete piece of shit, especially one who decides to shit without the use of a toilet and smears it on a wall.

That guy was such a Mr. Hankey

Mr. Hankey by Not a famous vines March 5, 2019