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mozzarella stick 

When a man traps his partner under the sheets and farts until she or he is knocked out. Then the man poops in a condom, and freezes it for a duration of 1 hour. After the hour, the man shoves the poop condom into their partner leaving them with massive bruise on their vagina or ass.
Did you hear about Jim?

Yeah he got a mozzarella stick, been in the hospital for weeks. You can stick a watermelon in there.
mozzarella stick by Jerky 24 July 9, 2011

Mozzarella Stick 

An extremely derogatory term used for people from Sicily. Do not use it!
Nick is such a mozzarella stick.
Daaaamn
Mozzarella Stick by Guido103 May 30, 2014

Mozzarella stick 

I heard he got a little mozzarella stick
Mozzarella stick by urbanasthetic November 21, 2017

Mozzarella Stick 

When you take a girls shit and cut out the middle and ejaculate inside the hole. Then, the girl or yourself must eat it.
I made my girlfriend a mozzarella stick last night, it tasted awesome!
Mozzarella Stick by garfield god 4 February 28, 2022

Mozzarella Stick 

Mozzarella Stick
Verb

The act of two uncircumcised men with smegma docking to create a tube of dick cheese
Noun

A tube of dick cheese created by docking
Yo Thomas wanna come over and make a mozzarella stick

Mozambique Mozzarella Stick 

The act of busting your spunk and freezing it. After freezing your load you batter, bread and deep fry it. Once your "Stick" is ready to go, you repetitivly ram your partners rump with the roughly breaded spunk stick until her ass hole bleeds, the blood being marinara sauce.
My friend dishes out the meanest Mozambique Mozzarella Sticks.