moxon

The moxon is a form of Northerner. Decendants of good honest mining folk, the moxon is self-educated and tends to spend time with men who are smaller than average height.

Hey look at that increadibly small man...and look at his moxon! She looks kinda like Rachel Hunter.

by jiminy March 11, 2004

mr moxon

Annoying
Mean
Doesn't believe in truth
Amazing in bed
Likes apes
Often lives in cupboards

There are apes around, mr moxon on must be near

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,.?! November 5, 2013

Moxon

A boy who is incapable of closing the deal with any existing female. Usually incapable of the flirting although even when opportunities hit him right in the face the deal is never completed

“Man that guy has more chance of falling out of a boat on the ocean and not hitting water than fucking that girl”
“Man that guy is such a Moxon”

by ElRicho November 24, 2021