mobjob

The practice of group oral sex

So anyway, we had had a smoke after our massive mobjob

by Franken_stein September 14, 2007

momjob

To receive oral sex from one's mother

What, you guys didn't get momjobs when you were frustrated 19 year olds? I mean it's not like she swallowed.

by Captain Spock February 19, 2009

mobjob

group execution of a task; jobs done in the crowdsourcing model

The neighborhood park cleanup was a total mobjob thanks thanks to the city's new clean green space app.

by rayosun May 2, 2015

mow job

shaving one's pubic hair with a lawn mower or refers to the mowing of one's lawn

brian graves gave his mother a mow job

by ccabr4L August 4, 2007

sloppy momjobs

Unbelievably full, jiggly pendulous breasts that some women get from childbirth.

Man, I was never really attracted to Maya Rudolph. But ever since she got knocked up, her sloppy momjobs are giving me a boner.

by momjobber October 18, 2010

Mow-job

Any yard work performed with the promise of oral sex as compensation

Joe: "How much did you earn doing yard work today son"
Billy: "Only $20, but I was orally abused by the lady in the house down at the end of the street."
Joe: "Ah, nothing like the summer mow-job"

by samweis August 25, 2011

mojob

A muppet blowjob also known as a muppet neck

Kermit gave me the greatest mojob I've ever had.

by ChodeDogLover69 January 13, 2016