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malitosis

i didnt eat sugar so now i have some fucking malitosis
by dennis July 11, 2003
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email mitosis

The process by which an email, which you are copied on, has replicated each of its replies, separated the thread into several identical threads, each containing in its own new information from the others copied, without you knowing what the fuck is going on anymore
Hey I was looking into that Baggage that got lost and I found that it wasn't in our storage facility.

Yeah, everyone already knew that because Someone else found it found it like an hour ago, I guess you weren't on that thread...

I think urban dictionary should have a definition about "email mitosis" to describe that phenomenon.
by andyisgodsgift January 3, 2014
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Group Chat Mitosis

When a group chat splits off into a smaller group chat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discreet than straight up removing someone.
I knew that Caitlyn would confront us about removing her from our group chat, so we had a group chat mitosis.
by Struggle Station September 7, 2017
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monotosis

The made-up disease of having a monotone.

To have a dull; lacking in variety and interest tone of speaking. A person who has monotosis is monotonous (of a sound or utterance) lacking in variation in tone or pitch.
Mark: I'm so excited about winning a million dollars (no tone)
Jordan: You don't sound very excited
Mark: Well... I am
Jordan: You, sir, have monotosis
by chalhoubmark February 6, 2017
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Reverse Mitosis

An uncommon term for sexual intercourse. Derived from the fact that mitosis is a method of reproduction, as well as that mitosis in reverse could be interpreted as two people entering each other (a common term for sex)
Person A: Reverse Mitosis would just kind of be sex, right?
Person B: Wh... What the fuck has to go through your head to produce that thought?
Person A: No, but think about it. Wouldn't two cells joining together to produce only one cell kind of just be the same thing as sexual reproduction?
Person B: Do not make me think about this for any longer.

Wanna do some Reverse Mitosis later?
by karlplant May 26, 2022
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Left leg lagging mitosis

When your that rocked off of your bonker that your left leg lags behind the rest of your body as you walk out of the club shitter
Look at that tosser walking out of the toilets! hes so fucked up hes got left leg lagging mitosis!
by weloveaxewound October 28, 2018
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Mitosis

Verb. Transitive.

Conveying properties or current conditions of your toes.
Examples:
1. So I'm walking through the Chicago streets barefoot in January and I says to myself "Damn, mitosis cold!"
2. When she saw me hanging from the branch upside down, she asked me how I could do that and I said "Mitosis very long".

3. Mitosis so smart. They explains cell division to me - in terms even I could understanding.
by Please call me Marvin July 19, 2016
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