Definitions by chalhoubmark
covfefe
COVFEFE. The people have finally heard the word uttered by the world's most patriotic president. It is a word so powerful only the illiterate can use it.
covfefe by chalhoubmark May 30, 2017
monotosis
The made-up disease of having a monotone.
To have a dull; lacking in variety and interest tone of speaking. A person who has monotosis is monotonous (of a sound or utterance) lacking in variation in tone or pitch.
To have a dull; lacking in variety and interest tone of speaking. A person who has monotosis is monotonous (of a sound or utterance) lacking in variation in tone or pitch.
Mark: I'm so excited about winning a million dollars (no tone)
Jordan: You don't sound very excited
Mark: Well... I am
Jordan: You, sir, have monotosis
Jordan: You don't sound very excited
Mark: Well... I am
Jordan: You, sir, have monotosis
monotosis by chalhoubmark February 6, 2017
Word Blind
A reduced ability to distinguish between certain words. More men than women are affected.
Color blindness usually involves the inability to distinguish between simple words such as "why" or "hi".
Color blindness usually involves the inability to distinguish between simple words such as "why" or "hi".
Latoya: girl Marcos read my text and ignored it
Shylla: what you sent him?
Latoya: "hi"
Shylla: girl he must be word blind
Shylla: what you sent him?
Latoya: "hi"
Shylla: girl he must be word blind
Word Blind by chalhoubmark August 9, 2016