Movitosis

The act of taking one decently good book, and then splitting it into two sub par films. A common trend taken by Hollywood nowadays. Usually the last book is split into a two part film.

The act of Movitosis would be any of the included films:

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Twilight: Breaking Dawn, and possibly the Hunger Games Trilogy (MockingJay).

by Crab Eyes August 31, 2012

Groupchat Mitosis

When a groupchat splits off into a smaller groupchat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discrete than straight-up removing someone.

I knew Ben would be mad and confront us if we removed him from the groupchat, so we had a groupchat mitosis!

by 809 June 13, 2019

Moliosis

An ailment or chronic condition due to smoking, or exposure to high concentrations of nicotine and T.H.C (Tetrahydrocannabinol). Moliosis can occur from smoking T.H.C and nicotine, and has many symptoms including muscular atrophy, laziness, hunger, unquenchable thirst, dizziness, temporary paralysis, occasional irrational fear of water, etc. Although in its early stages of research, and not much is known about this disease, awareness must be raised. The word moliosis comes the stem mole- (tobacco and marijuana) and -osis, meaning functional disease or condition.

After smoking a big mole from the bong, Eno developed moliosis and passed out for 6 hours.

by The Mole Man M.D. April 11, 2019

mitosis

A method used my living cells to reproduce A sexually. A single mother cell is divided into 2 equal daughter cells with equal chromosomes, and other organelles such as the nucleus.

The cells reproduce by Mitosis.

by daniel benyamini February 24, 2008

Mitosis

What you say when a biologist steps on your foot.

What does James Charles say when a biologist steps on his foot?
“Hey! You stepped on mitosis!”

by peanut_ariel_carlos March 3, 2019

mitosis

A theorized way that Asians reproduce. In this process, the asian begins to swell, and eventually splits in half into two separate entities. Rarely ever seen in public, this is the main reason why most Asians look nearly identical.

"Wow, that kid looks like he's about to go through mitosis!"

by Zarg Grage February 23, 2009

Mitosis

sticking your toes up into something

mitosis in your ass

by yungsamurai January 2, 2017