The range of sexual actions that does not involve actual sex or coitus but does include both manual and oral acts. a succinct way of saying 'everything but sex' that leaves less ambiguity as to what actually happened.
"Did you get the full ten points and have sex with that girl last night?"
"Not quite, but we did do handsy mouthies, so just eight for me"
"Not quite, but we did do handsy mouthies, so just eight for me"
by KC34 May 12, 2016
Get the handsy mouthies mug.1. Talking about something or someone in a positive light, when in reality, the words coming out of your mouth are pure fiction.
2. Talking about something you don't know anything about while trying to present the illusion you are educated on the subject.
3. The act of saying absolutely ridiculous shit.
2. Talking about something you don't know anything about while trying to present the illusion you are educated on the subject.
3. The act of saying absolutely ridiculous shit.
example 1:
Joe: George Bush was the best president the United States ever had!
Jack: Imma punch you in your dumb face if you don't stop that mouthassjackery.
example 2:
Vince Offer for the SlapChop:
... This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re gonna have an exciting life now.
TV Viewer: LOL - good ole' Vince ... He is the master of mouthassjackery.
Joe: George Bush was the best president the United States ever had!
Jack: Imma punch you in your dumb face if you don't stop that mouthassjackery.
example 2:
Vince Offer for the SlapChop:
... This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re gonna have an exciting life now.
TV Viewer: LOL - good ole' Vince ... He is the master of mouthassjackery.
by smartestgurlever April 17, 2009
Get the mouthassjackery mug.Related Words
Mouthless • mouthness • Couthless • Mouthensive • couthlessness • mouseless • mouthassjackery • mouthblossom • mouthkiss • mouthllusion
lacking respect, having little manners or not being smooth, asking for something for free, stealing or mooching
Veronica, have you lost your couthlessness?
Micki couthlessness behavior was do to leaving her couth at Zen.
You have no beer, you let that chic eat my ice cream and you are sleeping with her. Man, you are couthless!
Micki couthlessness behavior was do to leaving her couth at Zen.
You have no beer, you let that chic eat my ice cream and you are sleeping with her. Man, you are couthless!
by SkullnScarlett May 21, 2011
Get the couthlessness mug.when you see a really pretty, beautiful and hot girl or boy and you try to talk to them, but after they open their mouth, you run away. It's either the smell, awful teeth or just crazy low man voice (for a woman) that scares the shit out of you and makes the illusion of pretty face disappear forever.
A: hey look at that girl, ain't she hooooott?
B: go talk to her!
THE GIRL: MOOOO
A: omg no her teeth look like they belong to a cow
A: hey look at that boy, ain't he hooooott?
B: go talk to him!
THE BOY: Hey, how are you?
A: omg no, i could smell all the garbage in the world from his mouth. Let's just get out of here. He's a real mouthllusion.
B: go talk to her!
THE GIRL: MOOOO
A: omg no her teeth look like they belong to a cow
A: hey look at that boy, ain't he hooooott?
B: go talk to him!
THE BOY: Hey, how are you?
A: omg no, i could smell all the garbage in the world from his mouth. Let's just get out of here. He's a real mouthllusion.
by grumpyme February 21, 2013
Get the mouthllusion mug.A term used for people you hate who will Never see an adorable rodent. Like seriously who hates rodents? They're cute!
Dude 1: oh my god dude 3 is so mouseless i hate him
Dude 2: yeah
Dude 3: NOOOOO I WILL NEVER
SEE AN ADORABLE RAT EVER AGAIN D:
Dude 2: yeah
Dude 3: NOOOOO I WILL NEVER
SEE AN ADORABLE RAT EVER AGAIN D:
by Ramrodai June 5, 2022
Get the mouseless mug.The word "couthless" is a combination of the words "couth" and "less." "Couth" means "having or showing social grace or refinement." The suffix "less" means "without." So, "couthless" literally means "without couth."
The word "couthless" is often used in the context of slang, and it can be used to describe someone who is rude, impolite, or uncouth. It can also be used to describe someone who lacks social grace or refinement.
The word "couthless" is often used in the context of slang, and it can be used to describe someone who is rude, impolite, or uncouth. It can also be used to describe someone who lacks social grace or refinement.
Examples;
Billy's mom called him couthless when disrespected his teacher.
Bob was couthless as a kid because he bullied younger grader schoolers.
The entertainer for tonights show has no couth. We've been waiting one hour for the delayed show.
The doctor is couthless and has no bedside manners.
Have some Couth.
Billy's mom called him couthless when disrespected his teacher.
Bob was couthless as a kid because he bullied younger grader schoolers.
The entertainer for tonights show has no couth. We've been waiting one hour for the delayed show.
The doctor is couthless and has no bedside manners.
Have some Couth.
by @Tiffany Stockstill June 26, 2023
Get the couthless mug.Beatrice understood the physical challenge sliding down the fireman's pole and decided to use the stairs, instead; her decision underscored her realization that she had become youthless.
by earlysnowdrop May 28, 2014
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