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Montez

An out going person that's blessed with many opportunities in life and about there stuff and have something big plan for them selfs in the future also an lady's man
Damn Montez up next
by tezzy April 12, 2015
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mouteux

A word defining a person who has had so much alcohol, he acts like a dog with no attitude at all .

See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, drunkened, loose, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)
He drinks a lot of beer , this guy is a real mouteux de 12 !

Shit ! it's smell like moute around here .

He got mouted by dozens of vodka shots.

Don't moute me cause I'm close to the gerbe ( puke )
by Roger Fatmoute January 21, 2008
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Montezuma's revenge

The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by tourists visiting Mexico. The name humorously refers to Moctezuma II, the ruler of the Aztec civilization who was defeated and slaughtered by Hernán Cortés, the Spanish conquistador. The white Spainiards would then continue to enslave or obliterate the Aztec people.
It is said that whenever a white person has diarrhea while visiting Mexico, he is suffering the wrath of Montezuma's revenge.
by SmashingJack February 23, 2009
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Montezuma's roulette

An occurrence during an episode of Montezuma's revenge where one needs to relieve a build-up of gas, but in doing so might run the risk of a shart attack.
Man, I gotta go change. I just lost at Montezuma's roulette.
by brownmenace December 18, 2011
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Moute

Someone who is two-faced, spreading information that was given to them in confidence, whilst up keeping a facade of good nature towards the information giver.
"That Tom kid has been spreading shit about you!"
"He's such a fucking moute!"
by Florence Martins March 27, 2019
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Montez

To ask a person named Montez “You ever went to trial and fought for yo life nigga?”
Yo montez I don’t know if anyone asked you this before but you ever went to trial and fought for yo life nigga?
by SmdStepPotato August 8, 2023
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Montezuma's revenge

diarrhea contracted by tourists in Mexico (see also Aztec two-step)
Remember,if you drink the water in Mexico, you will get Montezuma's revenge.
by Light Joker June 25, 2005
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