mountie 

sexual maneuver - receiving oral sex from another after having gone anal on a law officer's wife. rusty hacksaw hell

..on a pile of dirt! And the next day I find out he came back and gave the hot cowgirl the Mountie!

mountie by Lockjaw April 22, 2005

Mountie 

A woman who draws a guy to sexual attraction. One who you fanasize about having sexual intercourse with.

Dam that Mandy bitch is such a mountie Dude!

Mountie by the original Ducky November 9, 2006

Mountie 

Basically doggy style, but slowly and ineffectively.

"He wanted to do me doggy style. At first I was into it but he was playing Mountie"

Mountie by jim-boobly June 11, 2021

mountie hat 

A male condom either manufactured, purchased, or utilized for/by any purpose/individual in any Canadian province or territory.

1: Up for a quick mount?
2: Do you have a mountie hat?

mountie hat by whigrat November 15, 2018

Mountie Awkward 

Adjective, used to describe someone who is or is committing an act that is so awkward only a Mountie would do it.

OMG Nick, you are being so awkward you're Mountie Awkward! What are you going to do next, make a dance video to remind people to pull over when your lights are flashing set to a Drake tune??

Mountie Awkward by Oh THAT person June 1, 2016

county mountie 

A CB radio/trucker term used to describe a member of the local law enforcement. This phrase usually refers to the county sheriff structure in the United States.

Watch out good buddy you got a County Mountie on your tai1!

county mountie by S McQueen March 18, 2006

county mountie 

Trucker term used to describe local (usually rural) law enforcement, such as a sheriff or deputy, that is not part of a statewide highway patrol law enforcement unit.

Trucker 1: Hey there Eastboud, what'd'ya leave behind ya?
Trucker 2: Westbound, you got a county mountie takin' pictures at about the 112 yard stick.
Trucker 1: Ten-four driver, you're clear all the way to K-town.

county mountie by grizzled March 17, 2006