mountie

sexual maneuver - receiving oral sex from another after having gone anal on a law officer's wife. rusty hacksaw hell

..on a pile of dirt! And the next day I find out he came back and gave the hot cowgirl the Mountie!

by Lockjaw April 22, 2005

Mountie

A woman who draws a guy to sexual attraction. One who you fanasize about having sexual intercourse with.

Dam that Mandy bitch is such a mountie Dude!

by the original Ducky November 9, 2006

Mountie

Basically doggy style, but slowly and ineffectively.

"He wanted to do me doggy style. At first I was into it but he was playing Mountie"

by jim-boobly June 11, 2021

mountie hat

A male condom either manufactured, purchased, or utilized for/by any purpose/individual in any Canadian province or territory.

1: Up for a quick mount?
2: Do you have a mountie hat?

by whigrat November 15, 2018

Mountie Awkward

Adjective, used to describe someone who is or is committing an act that is so awkward only a Mountie would do it.

OMG Nick, you are being so awkward you're Mountie Awkward! What are you going to do next, make a dance video to remind people to pull over when your lights are flashing set to a Drake tune??

by Oh THAT person June 1, 2016

Mountie Steamer

A mountie steamer is when you take a shit in the upper tank at the Mansfield Field Hockey team’s house and then dip

Yo bro, wanna pull a Mountie Steamer tonight?

by TickleDaPickle69 March 23, 2026

county mountie

A CB radio/trucker term used to describe a member of the local law enforcement. This phrase usually refers to the county sheriff structure in the United States.

Watch out good buddy you got a County Mountie on your tai1!

by S McQueen March 18, 2006