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Mattipulation

The act of deceiving females into thinking you are a good person so they will blow you behind cineplex. Made famous by Canadian Matthew Xavier Lafrance, who is famous for having sex with over 50 girls in 10 day at the Ottawa Bluesfest music festival in 2017.
Utilization of the past tense (Mattipulation)

He Mattipulated her into sexual intercourse, despite her boyfriend's pleas.
by GreasyFrenchy February 1, 2020
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Moitism

Originating from Hyderabad (province in India), a young boy who was obsessed with the Indian dish biryani used to make up stories and fabricate lies to make himself seem great
Did he just say he was going to be a doctor and Cambridge university? I think that must be his inner-moitism
by Chungus fungus December 26, 2018
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Montico

A kid who likes to eat children and make Hillary Clinton jokes. He calls girls DreamWorks troll feat and licks forks on the weekends
Montico who eats girls toes in his dreams
by Montico December 13, 2019
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Mattie

Mattie is a walking goddess.

She can sing, she’s usually an athlete, and she’s incredibly attractive, inside and out.

She may seem as a little bitchy at first, but once you crack the code, she’s super friendly.

But be warned, cracking her code is a very daunting task. She’s very hard to read, like maybe one day she’ll talk to you, but then the next it’s like you’re totally irrelevant.

She’s also very self-deprecating. Make sure to tell her how important and amazing she is. She’ll need it.

Mattie LOVES to argue. She won’t get offended at your opposing opinions; she’ll fight for her own.

Love her. Take care of her. Don’t let her get away.
“Mattie, you’re perfect.”

Shut up, no I’m not.”

I beg to differ.”
by yuk0ncornelius January 22, 2018
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Mattia

A smart, VERY ambitious, & intelectual italian. Very unstable & always traveling, he could be in one part of the world one day & on the complete opposite side that other. He's a passionate beast in bed proving the term "italian stallion". Very charming & funny, & ALWAYS full of energy. He has no limits.
I met a Mattia at that party last night! He was from italy & everything!
by ducatidoll December 14, 2010
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Mad Dog Mattis

US Marine Corp General, the only man that Chuck Norris calls SIR.
Chuck Norris, never heard of her, don't make me go Mad Dog Mattison on your ass “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”
by nothing is real June 6, 2016
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Mattia in crime

Fat kid named mattia real name is William well what he’s known for is losing his virginity to his 9 year old sister also peeing on her on cam for roles in a server named crime
Mattia in crime was a kid who cammed up for roles
by Proxy touched me July 22, 2021
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