Carbon Monoxfart

a foul smelling fart that seems very deadly.

Chris almost killed Amber with his very deadly carbon monoxfart. =

by loserxxfacexx July 11, 2007

Motorvate

A: Driving without purposeful direction or destination.

B: To leave via automobile.

As I was motorvaing over the hill
I saw Maybellene in a Coupe De Ville
(Chuck Berry)

by Bran November 16, 2003

moonfart

Noun. A particularly flighty and flaky space cadet in a long and lonely orbit, free of substance and merit. A common moonfart trait is delivering intensely bitchy comments in a soothing, vacant tone; also deflecting all blame and responsibility in the same zombie-guru monotone.

Guy1: Man, if she put as much effort into her work as she does trying to lead the office in meditation, she might keep her job.

Guy2: What else do you expect of moonfart?

by Langdon Auger July 13, 2009

Self-Motorbation

The act of motorboating one's own breasts. See motorboat.

Homegirl's titties were so big she could TOTALLY perform self-motorbation!

by The Utco 4 June 5, 2011

motorbaiting

Motor boating a chicks tits while you are masturbating

You motorbaiting son of a bitch!

by sadman64 May 6, 2008

Motorcat

Endlessly pounding out the hotties

I'd motorcat that girl till she walked bowlegged.

by wdb1964 February 3, 2010

Motorbating

(verb) To love looking at a car so much that you feel that you may just be able to masturbate to it.

Guy 1: what we're you doing for an hour, alone in the garage?
Guy 2: Hmm? Nothing. Just uhh... you know lookin' at my new 67' Shelby...
Guy 1: Eww. Dude. You weren't motorbating to it were you?
Guy 2: No. No! of... course not...
Guy 1: ....Why the fuck do I even hang out with you?

by C.C. JAW VIII December 3, 2013