Mother-Goosing

the act of cockblocking someone, but with Weed because one is "looking out for another's best interest"

Stop Mother-Goosing the weed. Whatever, whatever, I do what i want !

by Phikeia229 December 14, 2009

mother goose

a mother of goose who takes care of children

my mom is a mother goose

by rayxn July 19, 2021

mother goosed

Telling a story, originally thought it was worthwhile, and then realizing that it really wasn't funny to anyone. Not even you.

Brad got mother goosed again.

by NateZ October 14, 2005

mother goose

A dirty bitch that lies to children and implants seeds of communist ideals in their heads. Also known as Dr. Seuss or Bobbie Flay.

Mother goose is such a crackwhore like rob.

by Shitty McFondler May 27, 2006

mother goose

to rape, specifically in the ass, i.e., the mother of all goosing.

Don't walk out on the college green at night, someone will mother goose you.

by Frank Roosevelt December 2, 2007

Mother goose

A nickname for your mother

Wants to ask your mum a question

Me: MOTHER GOOSE !

Mum : yess

by Cxnnxe January 26, 2020

loose as mother goose

Extremely loose. To be overly inebriated to the point of having no control.

Did u see that guy trying to car surf? He was loose as mother goose!

by markuz May 16, 2006