mother goose

to rape, specifically in the ass, i.e., the mother of all goosing.

Don't walk out on the college green at night, someone will mother goose you.

by Frank Roosevelt December 2, 2007

Mother goose

A nickname for your mother

Wants to ask your mum a question

Me: MOTHER GOOSE !

Mum : yess

by Cxnnxe January 26, 2020

mother goose

a caring person - like a mother, usually has a name like alaska, probably a vsco gorl, is chaotic; a mess.

me : i have the best type of friend, - she is the mother goose

by mintmyg October 30, 2019

mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.

This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.

by anonymous April 26, 2023

loose as mother goose

Extremely loose. To be overly inebriated to the point of having no control.

Did u see that guy trying to car surf? He was loose as mother goose!

by markuz May 16, 2006

the mother goose

To pull off a mother goose you’ll need two people. One on there knees and one standing naked with there sphincter hovering over the first partners open mouth. The person standing inserts a hard boiled egg, with or without the shell depending on your threshold for pain, into there anus completely. The person on there knees spits on the asshole when he/she is ready then the standing partner slowly poops the dirty egg into the lovers mouth.

WILLY-hey how did it go with that girl last night
ME-it went really good, I took her home we got in bed and she asked me to tell her a nursery ryhme. So I gave her the mother goose
WILLY- Oh you mean you told her like an old childrens fairy tale or something?
ME- No I shouved a hard boiled egg up my ass and pooped it on her face

by Tenacial August 28, 2007

The Great Mother Goose

A great goose considered the mother of all Goosecetarians. She is believed to be the first goose of the universe and her blessings are considered supreme among the our world.

“In the name of the Great Mother Goose what is happening here?!
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.

by A7hena June 30, 2020