Mesterism

The art of being a proper bloke.

The opposite of Feminism.

"here, John, show some Mesterism, get yourself down the pub!"

by Adam Carnell April 19, 2004

Masterism

The art of mastering everything.

I am awesome because I am the master of masterism.

by nickvet419 March 12, 2010

Motherism

Those strange things your mother says or does that makes you feel incredibly awkward in a situation. Sometimes just putting on an accent that they do not normally have. This can also include dancing or singing in public

*elevator music comes on*
Mom: Hunny, lets dance!!!
Kid: Mom, please control your Motherisms.

by ebersnew4 July 30, 2011

Muserism

(noun)
1. Any made up phrase that makes zero sense.
2. An improved sentence to make as a joke, and possibly make yourself look stupid on purpose.

Muserism in a sentence:
Wow, that muserism you said is so random.

Examples of Muserisms:
Elephants invented walking while juggling a pile of bricks.

The only way to get a splinter out of an elbow is to rub a gallon of peanut butter on it then slap it with a rotting fish.

by ThatOneZach February 3, 2012

Mosterist

When something is more than moster

I love you mosterist

by J0$HÜÅ November 17, 2016

mallerism

1)a completely contradictory statement;
2)saying something so obvious it doesn't really make sense

1)they aren't even asian, they're japanese; i don't have to be the only one to get it done first;

2)little guy, "barry bonds never even came close to winning a world series, except that year they made it to game 7"

Jeff to Steve "dude, that was totally a mallerism"

by Steve and Jeff March 24, 2008

moyerism

The act of searching the internet hoping to see information about the actor Stephen Moyer and deriving sexual enjoyment and gratification.

I felt like a voyeur as I performed my "daily moyerism" of surfing the internet to find photos of Stephen Moyer.

by lynnpd99 February 28, 2009