mommandered

When you introduce your friend to your mom and she ends up gargaling his balls

After Jerry came over last night, he mommandered me. He told everyone she garggled his balls like listerine. But really he was just booshwebbled.

by Slyrogers October 12, 2017

Milanderer

Milanderer - someone who has wandering hands whilst in bed with another person. They like to feel or grope someone sexually.

'I was trying to get to sleep but that guy kept running his hands up my thighs, he's such a milanderer.'

A mix between the sounds and meanings of 'philanderer' (a flirt or fickle lover) and 'to meander' (to wander).

by Julia Sidwell May 9, 2007

Milou molander

Milou molander is the name of an extremely annoying, stupid and ugly person.

I wish Milou molander didn’t exist

by Lars person November 14, 2020

mosander

Halfway betwixt a-mosey and a-meander.

It's when you have nowhere to go, all day to get there, and really didn't know where you were going to in the first place.

When I retired from the rat race, I decided to slow down to a mosander. And I have been happily lost ever been since.

by DougleBot April 21, 2022

Moleander

An abbreviation for Matt Oleander, a character on Degrassi: The Next Generation where he is a teacher assistant. He can often be found at bars or taking advantage of blonde underage girls. He lives in a crummy apartment and is often bugged by his ex-girlfriend, Charli.

"Stop trying to PROVOKE me," said Moleander.

by Amy the great April 10, 2005

Millandering

Verb. Short for "millenial pandering". Millandering is used by companies, more often in a cringy way, to promote their product to millenials. This moslty consists in the wrong use of emojis, dead memes, the newest fad or whatever thing the companies think is currently popular with this particular group.

Guy 1: Oh god! Did you see the newest meme made by *insert brand*. It's very cringy!
Guy 2: Of course. They are millandering again.

by Mr.Vampire January 5, 2019

malandering

malandering people who are family and giggle to much.

malandering hey guys i don't wanna hear you malander .

by triggatwashington June 19, 2019