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Moscovitzs

a facebook cult where a bunch of people have changed there name to say Moscovitz in it. Moscovitz is the same as the Bobinski cult only better. Moscovitzs are very nice people and are all friends.
"join the Moscovitz facebook cult on facebook"

"Moscovitzs are a better cult than the bobinkis"
by team Moscvovitz June 15, 2009
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Kevin scott markowitz

Kevin scott markowitz is a nice guy at first you will sure fall in love with a him right away. But after 2 years you will realize he likes dick in his ass and shit all over his face during sex. He may have some weird kinks but once you get passed that hes the greatest.
Kevin scott markowitz loves cock!
by Adam1789 July 23, 2019
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Moskowitzzzzz Goal

A very cheap and lucky goal that someone gets in while playing nhl09. It usually happens when a glitch is in the game or someone gets a really lucky goal.
Wow, you weren't even facing the net, that was such a moskowitzzzzz goal.
by mrmet95 May 3, 2009
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Captain Miskawitz

A masterbation technique where you bend down on your knees, throw your shoulders to the floor and think about black pussy as you stare at the night sky.
Sometimes when I'm lonely Captain Miskawitz comforts me.
by Boogers McGavin July 20, 2017
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