Moshe

AKA Captain Moishturizer.

Often found driving a boat or at a shooting range. Likes to sleep on inflatable hammocks. Feel free to contact a moshe if you need an OBD scanner or other cheap shit from China.

Dude, my skin is so dry I need some Captain Moishturizer.

Yo, did you see that crazy deal on amazon? It's a good price, but its definitely cheap moshe shit

Moshe by Double D G July 15, 2019

Moshe

Moshe. A guy smokes and drinks without knocking an account, despite everything he is a good boy
He's good in bed, in life you will never see him as gay but sometimes he behaves that way
All the girls are on fire about Moshe
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Moshe the sexy

Moshe by Bsjsjaiahge November 22, 2021

Moshe

Moshe is a great kid he is about 6ft tall and is studying geography and he's very good at it he is the son of the devil and the angel and he is from montenegro.

Damn moshe is great

Moshe by Ilovemanbichibichimadafakaprob November 22, 2021

Moshe

Moshe, my love

person 1: Who do you love?
me: Moshe

Moshe by Rat{ack January 10, 2022

Moshe

A moshe is a go getter

Moshe is a fucken go getter

Moshe by anonymous October 12, 2022

moshe

moshe is a uncontrollable pie fucker. he CAN NOT and WILL NOT stop having sex with saucy meat pies.

person 1: why are there so many pies with holes and mayo inside

person 2: for fuck sake moshes gotten to the pies again

moshe by Noah_the_nigga November 14, 2023

moshe

moshe is man that has an obsession with fucking meat pies. his obsession has affected his family's pie eating sessions

perosn 1: why have these pies got holes with glue leaking out of them

person 2: for fuck sake moshes gotten to em again

moshe by Noah_the_nigga November 19, 2023