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Malentines Day

A day within 2 weeks after Valentines Day where a man can call for his significant other to take him out to dinner to a place of his choice.
"Hey Herb.. What are you up to this friday?"
"Hey Erik, I'm having my girlfriend take me to Red Lobster for Malentines Day"
"Good idea! I hear it is Lobster Fest This weekend"
by senorklein February 19, 2010
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morontine

Involuntary isolation for people not intelligent enough to protect their own and others' well-being.
He'd ignored every warning, had gone to the packed bar, the beach and the barber, was coughing and feverish, and now found himself in mandatory morontine.
by Monkey's Dad May 23, 2020
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Mostined

To be treated to cruel or unusual punishment, usually in the form of homework.
Did you get any homework tonight? Yeah I got freakin mostined.😡
by Dat factions guy November 17, 2016
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tyler montine

Someone who should kill them self.
Tyler montine should kill himself.
by Lazyboi500 April 15, 2017
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momentaneous

Momentary. Lasting for just a moment.
A dejavú is caused by a momentaneous short circuit inside the brain, making you believe that the current event has already been experienced by you.
by Lytharge March 6, 2013
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Malentines Day

The day when men can be men without regard for others. Sensitive emotions and feeling are ignored and violence is favored. Usually celebrated in pairs or small packs, typical activities include watching action movies, drinking, and video games.
Dude, you want to come over for Malentines day? Sure bro, I got the beer. What are we going to watch?
by GrisleyMan42 February 14, 2024
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