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A bloke that hides in the toilet when a female that he is absolutely terrified of walks into the room.
Morrison went to the toilet for 40mins when she appeared.
Morrison by Nicola69 May 15, 2025

Morrison's Pimp Shack 

Rm 126 in Maloney High School, where Gordon "Flash" Morrison pimps mad hoes son. He got them buckwilin' all up is his grill. He bump n grinds w/ them til the break of dawn, then hands out quysics phizzes to his students and talked about Social Security while occasionally wincing/twitching his eyes.
Smack ma bitch up. I like the stock market.

Morrison code 

When a teacher beats the hell out of their board
My teacher uses Morrison code in class
Morrison code by Joe mamma.0 February 7, 2021

Morrison's Pimp Shack 

Rm. 103 at PCHS where Brent "Morgan" Morrion dishes the hate while trashin the white man. His subtle references to "the man" and his ruggedly good looks only add to the fung shui of the decor.
Lets hit up Morrison's Pimp Shack for some Mandela chants and inappropriate dolphin bashing

Morrison Move 

An act of commmunication whereby pent up frustrations are expressed in a series of coordinated movements.

1) widen eyes
2) increase blood flow to face

3) slam fists on table
4) infrom agency of their incompetence

5) storm out of meeting room
6) slam door

7) leave Markeing Executive to decipher said communication to agency
She was feral and pulled a total Morrison Move on the agency.

Morrison Fires 

The name that the radical left wing tried to market the 2019-2020 Australian bushfires. This is not the official name and never was or has been.

The name originated from Reddit r/australia, a notoriously left wing forum where facts are often ignored.
Did you see the reddit post about the mom wanting to call this bushfire season the Morrison Fires? Yeah me too, what a bunch of fucking brain dead morons.
Morrison Fires by FactualPolitics January 8, 2020