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murphied

This word is derived from Murphy's Law (Whatever can go wrong will go wrong). If you are ever caught in a situation where nothing is going your way and this situation get exponential worse over time and there's nothing you can do about it because your girlfriends parents found out you've had sexual relations with their daughter and she found out she's pregnant and your failing school and then your kicked out of the chess club and your dad finds your stash of weed and you crash your dads car and your pet fish fluffy dies all in one day, etc...

The time component of this word is very important. All bad events that occur must happen within 24-48 hours from the first misfortune...unless you really get murphied and the time component is prolonged x hours.
Dude, i got murphied.
by Mahday March 24, 2008
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Mighty Morphine Power Ranger

One who has become Addicted to Opiates, has that drugged out nodding appearance and will do anything it takes to obtain pain medication including using many doctors ect. .
Sally's out shopping for several new doctors she's become Quite the Mighty Morphine power ranger.
by JackOfSpeed39 July 31, 2011
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Morphine

Potent opiate derived from the opium poppy. Used for relief of severe and agonizing pain and suffering. When abused it makes you forget how shitty your life is and makes you feel GOOOOOOOD. After you come down and remember how much your life sucks you'll probably end up spending all your money on more or steal from a family member who may or may not actually need it. There's no going back, you'll always have that desire to get high again.
The bad side says: Steal a few morphine from your grandmother! It'll make you feel GOOOOOOOOD.

The good side says: Don't be a fucking asshole, your grandmother needs those meds. Go smoke weed and stay away from hard drugs.
by Pillowpants8495 December 1, 2011
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morphing dwarves

When someone goes through emotions so quickly, you don't know where you stand. eg happy, grumpy, dopey etc.
Watch out. She's morphing dwarves again.
by weaseltowers December 27, 2007
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Morphenized

In basketball to destroy somebodies spirit via a large block, dunking on somebodies head, or breaking somebodies ankles.
Sheesh kyrie just morphenized that guy
by Sammy salomi February 28, 2021
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morphine dreams

a mixture of either vivid, terrifying nightmares or very strange dreams after using morphine and falling asleep.
Trent said he's never taking opiates again after the horrifying morphine dreams he had last night.
by trypp October 26, 2010
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Morphine Drip

An alcoholic drink that consists of 1/3 parts Butterscotch liquor, 1/3 parts Amaretto, and 1/3 parts 151 Rum.

Burns very little due to the Butterscotch liquor and Amaretto.
Can mess you up pretty quick due to the 151 Rum.

Served either over ice to sip, or in a double size shot glass for quick shots.

Called a Morphine Drip because it feels soooo good going in, but you end up rather delirious quickly.
Girl #1 "Hey, lets try something new to drink tonight. Wanna try a Morphine Drip?"
Girl #2 "Your gonna end up trying more than one new thing tonight if you drink that"
by avienn December 31, 2010
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