meosaurus

(n). A loud, obnoxious, self-absorbed person that dominates a social situation and won't stop talking about themselves. A narcissist that gobbles up all of the attention and conversation from the group.

Man I was trying to talk to this hottie but some damn frat boy meosaurus kept shouting about his recent promotion and new Mercedes.

by JDP123 March 5, 2011

momasaurus rex

control freak of a mom with a t-rex attitude of...a great big head and little tiny arms to try to control everything by telling you what to do but failing miserably.

My momasaurus rex thinks she is helping but every time I turn around she is screaming her word vomit all over me and trying to control my life.

by oober goober June 18, 2012

manosaurus

A woman(even though it is MANosaurus) who is a combonation of a Woman, Dinosaur, & a Hippopatomus. They usually just look like fat messes, and if you ever catch someone glancing at her, you will witness a face of horror. There are rumors that if you get to close to the Manosaurus's babies, the Manosaurus makes you sit with kids and play with scooby doo cards. BUT.. there have been rumors to the rumor, that they have upgraded to normal playing cards because they realized they couldn't get any of that fine pussy jerking off to scooby doo cards.

Person1: Oh shit, there's a manosaurus walking through our lunch room.
Person2: My dear god..
Person3(in the background): Izabel stop sandbagging me. Ya Dig?

by Jesus Christ Jr. II April 3, 2008

mongosaurus

A person kicking high, mongo push style.

That mongosaurus goes fast.

by Mongosaurus February 6, 2008

Metrosaurus

An incredibly crass looking individual (also gives the impression of a sleep deprived swan) who prides themselves on dressing metrosexually to cover the fact that they are, infact, just the bastion fuck ugliness.

if he was any uglier, i would slap that metrosaurus...

by Karl Lucien September 16, 2007

Megosaurus

A girl in my class who resembles a stegosaurus, you know, fat, ugly, and has a huge loose vagina.

I just saw a Megosaurus, i almost cried.

by peter stednik June 10, 2004

MAVROSAURUS

a herbivore from the information age that is compelled to voice its opinion, whether right or wrong, whenever someone is willing to listen, and even when most are not. mavrosaurus is destined to become extinct due to its inability to adapt to real life situations like inserting information into a database. a voracious hippocrit, mavrosaurus never puts in a full day's work, and typically sneaks out within two minutes of the boss's departure. mavrosaurus is quite nervous, and never misses an opportunity to rub its claws together, then throw its arms up and snarl its highly recognizable "PFFFT"

Nobody likes a mavrosaurus.

by satan September 30, 2003