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Roman Moroni is a fictional villian from the 1984 movie Johnny Dangerously, starring Michael Keaton. Some could say "Roman Moroni" is a "father of urban slang" personified through a Hollywood movie. As an immigrant newly transplanted onto the streets of America, Roman Moroni desparately attempted to assimilate into the culture by using swear words he barely knew. More often than not, he would botch them up, with hilarious results.
To say someone is a "roman moroni" is to say that he or she tends to use slang words or phrases without really knowing the meaning, or even caring to know the meaning.
Commentary: We all know "roman moroni's" and we may be quick to point out their, well, moronic behavior. Truth is, urban slang is created by "roman moroni" type people who are either so cutting edge or so brainless that they have the ability to make standard vocabulary conform to themselves and not the other way around. And the true genious "roman moroni" types are setting trends that impact modern vocabulary for all eternity.
To say someone is a "roman moroni" is to say that he or she tends to use slang words or phrases without really knowing the meaning, or even caring to know the meaning.
Commentary: We all know "roman moroni's" and we may be quick to point out their, well, moronic behavior. Truth is, urban slang is created by "roman moroni" type people who are either so cutting edge or so brainless that they have the ability to make standard vocabulary conform to themselves and not the other way around. And the true genious "roman moroni" types are setting trends that impact modern vocabulary for all eternity.
Roman Moroni quotes from Johnny Dangerously:
"You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes...like yourselves."
"You fargin sneaky bastage!"
Famous "roman maroni's":
George W. Bush - "They misunderestimated me."
Jeff Spicoli - "We left this England place 'cause it was bogus."
"You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes...like yourselves."
"You fargin sneaky bastage!"
Famous "roman maroni's":
George W. Bush - "They misunderestimated me."
Jeff Spicoli - "We left this England place 'cause it was bogus."
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by Red Handed Bandit March 7, 2019
Get the Song of Moroni mug.The criminally underrated yet justifiably unwanted kid who at this point deserves his own GTA game based off him and his life. he’s kind of a big deal, pretty boy but dangerous nonetheless.
a troublemaking yet innocent E boy, junifer is an internet persona and unknown artist who’s gimmick consists of being unpredictable and causing destruction everywhere he goes as well as doing favors for desperate people in exchange for money/and or sex.
Junifer morningsnout is from England yet sounds Australian and the fact that he can speak many languages is merely one of his many talents. From shooting his gun all over chicago to destroying peoples lives, it seems there’s not likely to be an end to juniors reign but he is known under many other names as well and notable for being honorable on his word if one holds him to it, he’s evil yet he’s good at the same time.
he’s everything yet none of it at the same time, a jack of all trades who’s life motto is a “pursuit of pleasure” need I say more?
Junifer Morningsnout is a child who dares you to attack him as he’s a sadistic predator of pure malevolent masochism and rage.
Junifer Morningsnout © “defined”
a troublemaking yet innocent E boy, junifer is an internet persona and unknown artist who’s gimmick consists of being unpredictable and causing destruction everywhere he goes as well as doing favors for desperate people in exchange for money/and or sex.
Junifer morningsnout is from England yet sounds Australian and the fact that he can speak many languages is merely one of his many talents. From shooting his gun all over chicago to destroying peoples lives, it seems there’s not likely to be an end to juniors reign but he is known under many other names as well and notable for being honorable on his word if one holds him to it, he’s evil yet he’s good at the same time.
he’s everything yet none of it at the same time, a jack of all trades who’s life motto is a “pursuit of pleasure” need I say more?
Junifer Morningsnout is a child who dares you to attack him as he’s a sadistic predator of pure malevolent masochism and rage.
Junifer Morningsnout © “defined”
Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout
Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao
Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway
Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!
Guy 1: ugh
____
Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.
To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals
UPDATED
EXAMPLE:
Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout
Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao
Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway
Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!
Guy 1: ugh
____
Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.
To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals
___
Missy: junior you can’t leave
Junifer: I’m sorry, love, I must, without me there is no one to control all of wickedness in this world
Missy: ;:(
Junifer: hey, come here girl, *gives missy a necklace*
Missy: what’s this?
Junifer: I’ll be back for it, keep it safe
Missy: *falls head over heels for Junifer Morningsnout*
Junifer Morningsnout is a perfect example
(Of himself )
Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao
Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway
Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!
Guy 1: ugh
____
Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.
To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals
UPDATED
EXAMPLE:
Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout
Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao
Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway
Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!
Guy 1: ugh
____
Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.
To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals
___
Missy: junior you can’t leave
Junifer: I’m sorry, love, I must, without me there is no one to control all of wickedness in this world
Missy: ;:(
Junifer: hey, come here girl, *gives missy a necklace*
Missy: what’s this?
Junifer: I’ll be back for it, keep it safe
Missy: *falls head over heels for Junifer Morningsnout*
Junifer Morningsnout is a perfect example
(Of himself )
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"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.
Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."
The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.
"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.
Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."
The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.
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Junifer IS A DEVIL but whether or not he IS the ACTUAL ONE is open to interpretation. He is as far as you believe that he is. Junior is beneath the low, the underground (meaning that he’s symbolizes the lower nature of man) and most likely considered a legend and the question continues to this day what exactly his connection to Satan is. there’s no true evidence to prove that he IS but also there’s NO PROOF that he IS NOT.
Junifer Morningsnout by nature is aware, logical and ignorant of false morality and human “ethics” and answers to himself as well as being the master of his own destiny so it’s easy to see why he’s satan and many Philosophers argue that there can be “many satans” but the idea of “satan” is mostly ideas and symbolism, but that’s NOT to say that there isn’t one ACTUAL satan so it’s highly possible that junifer morningsnout IS THE FIRST ACTUAL representation of THAT VERY IDEA/symbolism.
Junifer Morningsnout is a force of chaos and philosophical solution created by himself.
And somewhere along the lines he manifested himself into human form, as “chaos incarnate”
Junifer IS A DEVIL but whether or not he IS the ACTUAL ONE is open to interpretation. He is as far as you believe that he is. Junior is beneath the low, the underground (meaning that he’s symbolizes the lower nature of man) and most likely considered a legend and the question continues to this day what exactly his connection to Satan is. there’s no true evidence to prove that he IS but also there’s NO PROOF that he IS NOT.
Junifer Morningsnout by nature is aware, logical and ignorant of false morality and human “ethics” and answers to himself as well as being the master of his own destiny so it’s easy to see why he’s satan and many Philosophers argue that there can be “many satans” but the idea of “satan” is mostly ideas and symbolism, but that’s NOT to say that there isn’t one ACTUAL satan so it’s highly possible that junifer morningsnout IS THE FIRST ACTUAL representation of THAT VERY IDEA/symbolism.
Junifer Morningsnout is a force of chaos and philosophical solution created by himself.
And somewhere along the lines he manifested himself into human form, as “chaos incarnate”
Junifer Morningsnout is the master of the unknown.
Girl 1; men are all the same
Girl 2: I know right?
Junifer Morningsnout: well most men aren’t me
Girl 1&2: *speechless* *drools over Junifer**
Girl 1; men are all the same
Girl 2: I know right?
Junifer Morningsnout: well most men aren’t me
Girl 1&2: *speechless* *drools over Junifer**
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