Mormon missionary: "I want to be just like Captain Moroni!"
Bystander: "Get the fuck out of my face."
Bystander: "Get the fuck out of my face."
by PoopFaceManShirtPants November 14, 2010
Get the Captain Moronimug. Roman Moroni is a fictional villian from the 1984 movie Johnny Dangerously, starring Michael Keaton. Some could say "Roman Moroni" is a "father of urban slang" personified through a Hollywood movie. As an immigrant newly transplanted onto the streets of America, Roman Moroni desparately attempted to assimilate into the culture by using swear words he barely knew. More often than not, he would botch them up, with hilarious results.
To say someone is a "roman moroni" is to say that he or she tends to use slang words or phrases without really knowing the meaning, or even caring to know the meaning.
Commentary: We all know "roman moroni's" and we may be quick to point out their, well, moronic behavior. Truth is, urban slang is created by "roman moroni" type people who are either so cutting edge or so brainless that they have the ability to make standard vocabulary conform to themselves and not the other way around. And the true genious "roman moroni" types are setting trends that impact modern vocabulary for all eternity.
To say someone is a "roman moroni" is to say that he or she tends to use slang words or phrases without really knowing the meaning, or even caring to know the meaning.
Commentary: We all know "roman moroni's" and we may be quick to point out their, well, moronic behavior. Truth is, urban slang is created by "roman moroni" type people who are either so cutting edge or so brainless that they have the ability to make standard vocabulary conform to themselves and not the other way around. And the true genious "roman moroni" types are setting trends that impact modern vocabulary for all eternity.
Roman Moroni quotes from Johnny Dangerously:
"You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes...like yourselves."
"You fargin sneaky bastage!"
Famous "roman maroni's":
George W. Bush - "They misunderestimated me."
Jeff Spicoli - "We left this England place 'cause it was bogus."
"You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes...like yourselves."
"You fargin sneaky bastage!"
Famous "roman maroni's":
George W. Bush - "They misunderestimated me."
Jeff Spicoli - "We left this England place 'cause it was bogus."
by Michael Ramsey November 28, 2007
Get the roman moronimug. by Death Star ducky January 13, 2016
Get the Moroni Trumpetmug. You go to the doctor, who uses an anal scope. When the scope is inserted, you fart, producing a perfect trumpet-like note.
by Red Handed Bandit March 7, 2019
Get the Song of Moronimug. The word you use when "fucked" isn't enough to describe your drunken state. Most commonly used by people with the last name "Moroney" but can also be used by people with the last name "Johnston" "Whiteley" "Pearson" or "Lacey".
Main drinking source = Smirnoff or Coors Light
Main drinking source = Smirnoff or Coors Light
by MoroneyJunior June 8, 2018
Get the moroniedmug. Morony is not a common name this name is usually a person with a big penis and will “take your lady”
by Morony January 24, 2019
Get the Moronymug.