Mormon Standard Time

Due to the struggle of having countless kids, Mormons run late to most every occasion. It is only acceptable to be late if you are Mormon, otherwise there is no excuse.

The meeting starts at 9:00 but we'll tell Steve that it starts at 8:30 because he runs on Mormon Standard Time.

by Sickle Mode August 22, 2019

Morton's Phase

Morton's Phase is generally categorised where by productive effort grinds to a halt and may even tend to the negative.

Morton's phase is kicking in, I'm so easily distracted from work.

by Mr Blobby 52 March 18, 2017

morton's toe

when your second toe is longer than your big toe.

When I was walking, I tripped because my morton's toe caught the curb.

by lucas livermoore March 7, 2010

mormon spike

To pour Mountain Dew or another caffeinated drink into a punchbowl in order to make them hyper. Usually used jokingly.

"It's going to be a CRAZY party. I mean, I'm totally going to Mormon spike the punch."

by J Diggity Dog November 6, 2007

Mormon syndrome

To blindly believe whatever retarded bullshit you are fed.

"Neil has a bad case of Mormon syndrome, what a fucking idiot"

by BigDealNeil October 19, 2016

Mormon Smash

To make out whilst fully clothed, sitting up, and keeping your hands above the shoulders.

Jack: Think Molly wants to bang?
Jason: The One with the "Jesus Christ" name tag? Nah man, but you could probably mormon smash. Wanna pass the blunt, friend?

by Danglin Billies June 16, 2018

Mormon Sandwich

(ˈmôrmən ˈsanˌ(d)wiCH)

When two people (that are not Mormon) are sitting between a Mormon person at the following:

• A picnic.
• A birthday party.
• At the movies.
And more!

"Hey, there's a Mormon person sitting between us."

"Wow! We're now a Mormon Sandwich."

by Geestorn April 14, 2022