Due to the struggle of having countless kids, Mormons run late to most every occasion. It is only acceptable to be late if you are Mormon, otherwise there is no excuse.
The meeting starts at 9:00 but we'll tell Steve that it starts at 8:30 because he runs on Mormon Standard Time.
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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword." • Mormon Shocker • mormon standard time • mormon steamer • mormon surprise • Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi • Mormon Sandwich • Mormon Score • mormon second base • Mormon Sex
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Jason: The One with the "Jesus Christ" name tag? Nah man, but you could probably mormon smash. Wanna pass the blunt, friend?
Jason: The One with the "Jesus Christ" name tag? Nah man, but you could probably mormon smash. Wanna pass the blunt, friend?
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When two people (that are not Mormon) are sitting between a Mormon person at the following:
• A picnic.
• A birthday party.
• At the movies.
And more!
When two people (that are not Mormon) are sitting between a Mormon person at the following:
• A picnic.
• A birthday party.
• At the movies.
And more!
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