by mantlegrl7 September 2, 2010
Get the Morkmug. A variation of the shocker sexual act. In this instance, one places two fingers in the female's vagina and TWO fingers (as opposed to one) in the anus. From the TV character Mork from Ork (Played by Robin Williams) who would salute with the fingers placed in the Mork position.
by Walter Paisley January 13, 2009
Get the Morkmug. Made famous by Robin Williams on Mork & Mindy, stick your pinky and ring fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. Not complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo)
Dude, smell my hand! I totally did The Mork on that bitch!
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by Your Moms Carnival September 20, 2013
Get the The Morkmug. (1) To be verbally or emotionally traumatized--either professionally or personally--by your boss.
(2) To be bested in an argument, or forcibly subdued by the fact that you're speaking to your boss.
(3) Occasionally used to refer to a loud shout of your name from another room--only to find out that you're being assigned some trivial task, as in, 'JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFF! Put this over there.'
N.B. Sometimes used alongside references to Stockholm Syndrome
(2) To be bested in an argument, or forcibly subdued by the fact that you're speaking to your boss.
(3) Occasionally used to refer to a loud shout of your name from another room--only to find out that you're being assigned some trivial task, as in, 'JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFF! Put this over there.'
N.B. Sometimes used alongside references to Stockholm Syndrome
"Dude, how long do I have to be at this company before I stop getting Morked?"
"Can you believe I got Morked on a Friday afternoon?"
"My boss told me the first answer on the list was wrong. Totally Morked."
"Can you believe I got Morked on a Friday afternoon?"
"My boss told me the first answer on the list was wrong. Totally Morked."
by theperennialvictims September 26, 2014
Get the Morkedmug. Short for mudcork. A plug of solid or semi-solid shit which is holding back a flood of Mississippi mud in your bowels. Usually followed by the never-ending wipe.
by b1g December 29, 2007
Get the morkmug. by baseballstar37 February 16, 2012
Get the morkmug. Morking
Made famous by Robin Williams on "Mork & Mindy," stick your pinky and ring fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. Not complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo!
Made famous by Robin Williams on "Mork & Mindy," stick your pinky and ring fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. Not complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo!
by Spum August 24, 2006
Get the morkingmug.