Morbid

The first metal band that Per Yngve Ohlin (aka "Dead") was in before joining Mayhem.

Morbid fucking rule, and December Moon is one of the best black metal demos out there. Too bad Dead committed suicide.

Morbid by not found [Error 404] May 15, 2010

Morbid

What the cool kids say now. Used if something is utterly amazing. Instead of "sick" or "ill", because those make you sound like a douche.

-"Dude that's ill."
-"Dude you're such a loser. That's MORBID. Douche."

Morbid by TheMorbidKid July 10, 2010

morbid

cool (positively) or sick.

that was so morbid, lets do it again.

morbid by Ian April 4, 2003

morbid

The sometimes obnoxious call from the auctioneer when the item on the auction block is somewhat unpopular and lacking sufficient interest and therefore bids.

"Morbid, morbid, morbid," harangued the yodeling auctioneer, as he attempted to drive up the price for the Webster's dictionary.

morbid by John B September 29, 2005

Morbid

Morbid refers to someone's mother who is extremely overweight.

Josh - "Your mother is morbid bro."
Dave - "Fuck you bro. Your mother is so morbidly obese."

Morbid by Senorita Consumer October 7, 2021

morbid

The absolute peak. What is supreme and above everything. Can be used to refer to anything that's on top of every other positive adjective you can use in a sentence.

This is of course a reference to the highest grossing film of all time, and the most watched piece of media in history, Morbius (2022).

"Hey, have you seen that insane trick Jay did with his skateboard?"

"Dude, that was morbid. I'm light years away from learning that stunt."

morbid by MarS_88 June 2, 2022

Morbid

A super cool person/group of people with questionable morals, extremely dark sense of humour, listen to alternative music and dress alternatively, practice many forms of evil magic/voodoo, etc.

These people are likely to know several disturbing facts about really concerning topics and probably have committed multiple crimes. They seriously dislike "Normies" or as they call them "Mundanes" but absolutely despise elitists and gatekeepers.

They are much more comfortable around other alt people rather than the Mundanes.

They don't follow any specific religions and are NOT "devil worshippers". They mostly believe in the metal gods (super influential metal/rock musicians) because they actually existed.

"ew eMo!"
'no, actually they're a Morbid.'
"what?"
'a Morbid is someone who loves metal music and is super cool, unlike you'

Morbid by Theultimaterizzmaster August 6, 2023