rug moonger

1-a kid who's not afraid to eat out a llama
2-a person who will wipe his own ass with pine cones
3-someone who prefers the services of a fat man while naked
4-genitals
5-beastiality

1- "Get away from that llama you rug moonger!"

-"But I like having a warm sensation between my teeth"

by dominic poopura December 29, 2009

moonfart

Noun. A particularly flighty and flaky space cadet in a long and lonely orbit, free of substance and merit. A common moonfart trait is delivering intensely bitchy comments in a soothing, vacant tone; also deflecting all blame and responsibility in the same zombie-guru monotone.

Guy1: Man, if she put as much effort into her work as she does trying to lead the office in meditation, she might keep her job.

Guy2: What else do you expect of moonfart?

by Langdon Auger July 13, 2009

Moogar

This unusual cross of a bull moose and female cougar is found rarely in North America. But there have been sightings, mostly in inland British Columbia Canada. Scientists are still unsure how a moose could mate successfully with a cougar, but there is one confirmed case and it is being studied.

I was driving from Kelowna to Barrier, when this moogar walking on two legs, with moose horns started chasing me

by radioactivenewf September 21, 2009

mongara

To have passionate sex in the back of a pickup truck with one or more people

Me and my wife tried mongara last night

by harry otoole March 21, 2017

Moonguard

A place in World of Warcraft where a bunch of erotic role players (ERPers) have sex in goldshire and do weird role-playing stuff, Once you go to Moonguard your personality changes.

Dennis went into Moonguard and now he's a High-school dropout who lives in his basement playing WOW and Masturbating... Poor Dennis.

by Nefarious Villain666 May 31, 2016

Moonguard

A playable Roleplay realm server in the game 'World of Warcraft' where obese men, pre-pubecent teens, and pedophiles join together to put aside there differences and all gather at the goldshire inn where you can see plenty of naked toons dancing around mindlessy and letting their lives waste away. In other words, its the perfect place to meet people who still live in their mom's basement.

Did you ever play on that Moonguard server? Theres a lot of action in the Inn!

by Hailwizard5 October 23, 2011

MoonGamers

MoonGamers is the best BF and CS source servers out there!

Im going to play at moongamers where all the best BF and CS source players play!

by $a!ad F1nger$ April 13, 2005