moondog

A creature with a black heart, ten times the size of a normal wolf. It's fur is blue and it's eyes glow red as it stalks you from tree tops. There have been numerous moondog attacks, but no witnesses or survivors.

Mr. Boats fought the moondog.

by Johnny Pasho September 19, 2007

moondog

nickname for a women of large size, who acts as if she is not

Shes a moondog. Her clothing could fit an elephant

by diehard4fob July 27, 2009

moondogging

Originating with Australian comedian Tony Martin on the Theatre Sports show "THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE", moondogging involves "placing your (or a) dog in the middle of the road, getting into your car (or a car) and mooning it at extreme speeds".

"Hey Blake! Let's go moondogging!"
"How about a spot of moondogging?"
"Moondogging is awesome fun!"

by Gimp On Wheels September 16, 2008

moondogging

The act of freezing one's faecal matter in order to use the solid end product as a penetrative sex toy.

I crapped in a freezer bag so that Julie and I could go moondogging

by Vonnievonnie March 15, 2007

moondogging

While driving, the act of turning into the lanes on the other side of the median, driving straight at other cars, and then driving over the median and back into your correctly flowing traffic lane.

"We were moondogging with Caroline this weekend and almost got killed!"

by Audrey Pf December 14, 2008

johnny and the moondogs

Name of the Beatles before they hit it big, when they were still playing at whorehouse clubs in Hamburg. Johnny referred to John Lennon, and the moondogs, who the fack knows.

Johnny and the Moondogs were payed about $5 a week.

by enjuneer November 8, 2003

moondog clement

A psycho who likes to betray and double cross their friends. A moondog clement has a lot of people out to get her especially when she messes with their lunch.

“What the heck! Why is there garlic all over my apple?”
“Oh this must be the work of a moondog clement”

by Jenky Jenkins May 31, 2018