Omg that guy’s been smashed like 10 times this week and hasn’t been to school in the longest. Holy fuck, he’s morlocking.
by morlocking=no future December 8, 2019
Get the Morlocking mug.The faceless moron who ruins things for the productive people on the surface with incomprehensibly illogical rules; regional manager. Resides in a subterranean world in which crack is smoked incessantly, and policy is written whilst under the influence of crack.
Business was running smoothly until the morlock crackfiend imposed the hiring policy. Now all the new hires are brainless, useless Eloi people.
by no-one of consequence November 17, 2003
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by Broose Lee February 10, 2014
Get the Moolacka mug.A dumb blind retarded ape-like creature that loves to chow on human flesh and lives in a far future. They descended from the humans who are shoved up into underground world by catastrophic events and became so primitive that their brains decreased in size, causing them to munch on Eloi flesh as well as taking turtby the river, themselves being retarders by showing younger Morlocks how to live like they do including pick'n bugs and eat'n them from their partners as well as throwing shit at each other for fun.
Person 1: "Man, that Morlock threw shit at my face!"
Person 2: "That's gay! Now that Morlock is going to bite into your arm!"
Person 2: "That's gay! Now that Morlock is going to bite into your arm!"
by Pussyeaterfromhell January 2, 2009
Get the Morlock mug.The patch of hair that appears between a males balls and a-hole (taint). Generally sweaty, motley, and congregates itself as a lock of hair, thus a "sweaty motlock".
Also known as: Taint hair, Tainthawk, Ball Mullet,
Also known as: Taint hair, Tainthawk, Ball Mullet,
........ "Hey man, whats with that sweaty patch of hair between your balls and your ass?" "Why are you looking at my balls? It's my Sweaty Motlock."
by daybyday February 15, 2009
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Only the Morlocks would'nt be able to believe the Iraqis are buying into this "democracy" bullshit. They have to know that the think that the Americans don't want the Iraqis to have power, because they know that Bush is in this for the oil, and now that he finally has it he's not going to let it go. This election is a charade.
by Mike C January 30, 2005
Get the Morlocks mug.Delinquent Chav who sponges from the state. Intelligence far lower than the average human.
They spend most their time drinking, swearing and shagging and hate society.
Named after the Time Machine, Morlocks are creatures that live underground and eat civilised human-kind (Eloi)
They spend most their time drinking, swearing and shagging and hate society.
Named after the Time Machine, Morlocks are creatures that live underground and eat civilised human-kind (Eloi)
Person 1: Did you see those Morlock bitches on TV?
Person 2: Yeah, those skanks involved in the riots.
Person 2: Yeah, those skanks involved in the riots.
by frightorflight337 August 21, 2011
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