by TheClapperCrapper March 23, 2023
Get the Mooker mug.A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.
Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.
by Axel Scar June 15, 2009
Get the Mooker Spooker mug.A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.
Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!
Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.
Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.
by Clive London November 29, 2007
Get the mooberty mug.A person who is full of crap, lazy, and mocks everything by using irony, sarcasm, manipulation and/or outright lies as a way of life.
Student 1: Tom's a mockerizer!
Student 2: Why, what did he do this time?
Student 1: The dude was standing on his desk in class jumping up and down screaming that his dog ate his homework.
Student 2: You hit the nail on the head! He doesn't even have a dog! Definitely a freakin mockerizer!
Student 2: Why, what did he do this time?
Student 1: The dude was standing on his desk in class jumping up and down screaming that his dog ate his homework.
Student 2: You hit the nail on the head! He doesn't even have a dog! Definitely a freakin mockerizer!
by JFGidd November 10, 2011
Get the Mockerizer mug.A giant metallic robot strangely obsessed with saying 'Monkertron' in its metallic robot voice, and hiding and singing in the undergrowth scaring the Lavatory Shrews. The Monkertron is clearly an early (failed) experiment in AI as it often mis-quotes items in its memory and can often trip when trying to mult-task and say 'Lloyds' while walking. A pungent odour often surrounds Monkertron and some external staining is often evident especially around the omelette region.
Winda - Listen, you smell something?
Toilets - Oh yeh, it's that stinking Monkertron
Monkertron - M*nk@Rtr0N
Toilets - Oh yeh, it's that stinking Monkertron
Monkertron - M*nk@Rtr0N
by zzwill December 1, 2011
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Get the Mockermay mug.The closest you can get to cursing without actually cursing. Derogatory term for almost anything. Doesn't apply to certain breeds of dogs.
Jon: Did you hear Kelly say father mocker in math today? I thought Mr. Keats was going to explode!
Freida: Yah, but everyone knows Mr. Keats is an ass.
Jon: Yah, he is.
Freida: Yah, but everyone knows Mr. Keats is an ass.
Jon: Yah, he is.
by Jeremykl August 29, 2009
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