cock monstrosity

a male member that is mammoth in both girth and length.

her pussy gotbeaten to death by that cock monstrosity!!

by D Sanchez May 13, 2005

mongstrosity

a fat, ugly person with downs syndrome

that guy is a mongstrosity

by moosyzlak March 28, 2011

monstrostitties

A horribly botched boob job. Implants that look like Tupperware bowls that are too big,too round,too hard,spaced too far apart and uneven.

I'd hire a lawyer over those monstrostitties. I'm pretty sure your implants aren't supposed to be up under your armpits

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

momstrosity

A mother whom is impossible to satisfy or please and is always in the middle of drama.

She was going crazy at the PTA meeting and she was an absolute Momstrosity.

by JimmyJames16 December 3, 2017

Momstrosity

A mother who is controlling, manipulative, angry and just a serious bitch.

She blew up at the babysitter for her being two minutes late, she was being a Momstrosity.

by JimmyJames16 December 6, 2017

Monstrostitty

A shocking, cringe-worthy breast. Some really heinous hooters. Indicators include the presence of nipple hair, the boobs slope severely outward like the biblical parting of the Red Sea, one looks like a deflated party balloon, etc. The term is especially pertinent when the breasts are a horrid departure from the seemingly pretty girl harboring them.

I began undoing her top when all of a sudden out popped one monstrostitty and then another. One looked like the shrunken head of Dick Vitale and the other a plastic bag filled with ricotta cheese.

by deldelacroix September 25, 2007

monstrosity

n. mɒnˈstrɒsɪtɪ
1. The quality or character of being monstrous.
2. A mammoth or colossal being.
3. A beastly specimen among humans, often characterized by ultra manly characteristics. ex. firefighting, use of grizzly products, playing rugby, the wearing of obscenely short shorts and little else, unnatural strength for a man.

4. One whos core is way hard.

You see that guy in the busch light box cowboy hat? That monstrosity just fell off the roof, got right back up, is now doing some ridiculous but addicting dance and singing rugby songs.

by Mort1mer November 27, 2010