Monsterbating

The act of masturbating under one's bed or in one's closet with the intent to frighten.

Greg was scared shitless when he found Aaron monsterbating in his closet at 3 am.

by TheProfessor42069 October 14, 2011

Moisterbate

The act of masturbating furiously with extremely sweaty or clammy hands, creating friction burns on the shaft and making it impossible to finish.

Dude I was moisterbating so tough last night and now my cock burns like a mother fucker. I won't be able to jerk off for at least a week.

I hate it when my dick bleeds after I moisterbate hard with my sweaty hands. It just completely ruins my day!

by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011

Monsterita

One of the best drinks ever made. A mix of ground ice, Monster, and margarita mix. Very sweet, but highly enjoyable.

Damn, that Monsterita was the sweetest drink I've ever had!

by c0mpletextacy October 9, 2010

monsterbator

n.

1. one who monsterbates
2. a monster masturbating
3. a huge artificial penis
4. masturbation of a large penis
5. a huge masturbating monster

If Bigfoot exists, then he's a monsterbator.

by camp lickalotta March 14, 2008

Monsterate

A synonym for PMSing

Wow, Phoebe and Madeline always monsterate so bad around this time of the month.

by The Lone Will February 26, 2011

Momsterbate

Masterbating to pictures of only your mom.

I like to momsterbate to pics of my mom.

by PokemonTenticlePorn January 25, 2015

Masterbite

Masterbite is where you suck your own dick for pleasure. Some People may think its impossible but bendey people can.

Oh My God i had a tight masterbite last night.

by Jacob && Harry August 5, 2008