Monument

Monument is a small truck-stop town in Colorado located roughly in between Colorado Springs and Castle Rock. To the citizens of Monument, this place is known for the excess of preps, white trash, a huge pop-punk music scene, and bitchy people complaining about how they don't like some aspect of this town(like me). If you ever visit Monument, tourist attractions are:
-Getting drunk
-Getting high
-Having sex
-Getting drunk, high, and having sex on Mt. Herman.

1. Wow, the music in Monument all sounds the same. Let's go camping on Mt. Herman.
2. Typical Monument kid: "omg I hate Monument ther iz nuthing to do lulz!!1"

by MikeB666 June 27, 2007

Monument Mythos

Monument Mythos is an analog horror series based around the American national monuments such as the Statue of Liberty. Created by Alex Kansas, the series has two seasons.

Monument Mythos is a series created by Alex Kansas.

by ughsdjf;dlghbsgkd;jfg May 4, 2022

monumental

To go monumental is to be infatuated by one's ego to the point of acting in a exaggeratedly pretentious way. People who go monumental say things or produce art that is boring and crappy, while at the same time being ostentatious, overblown and pompous. This often creates a mental breakdown which causes the person who goes monumental to loose all contact with reality, and thus their very existence becomes utterly meaningless.

Guy 1: What's wrong with Larry? He's been acting like such a jerk!
Guy 2: I know, man. He's gone monumental.

by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016

Monumenting

This activity is touring the monuments and memorials of Washington DC (Jefferson, Lincoln, Washington, Vietnam War, Korean War, WWII, Roosevelt, etc...) in a fashion befitting the students of the various DC-area schools (AU, GW, Gtown, Howard, Catholic, UDC, UMD-College Park etc). This involves running up and down on the National Mall in various stages of intoxication, inebriation, or just being fucked up. Usually occurs between the hours of 10 pm and 2 am. May involve throwing up on the steps to the American History Museum if you're a little too crossfaded.

AU student: yo, we're going monumenting after going to the Hawk and Dove.

Georgetown student: Ok, I'll make a stop at the liquor store. One or two handles of Svedka?

GW student: Obviously two. Dude we're pregaming the Hawk AND monumenting.

by austudent915 May 15, 2010

Bruh Monument

The ultimate form of a bruh moment in which said moment merits such a reaction that the reaction is suspended beyond the laws of time and space themselves, creating an eternal "monument" to the bruh moment in question.

Person 1: "Dude, can you believe that John actually showed up to school today in his PJ's? That was a real bruh moment."
Person 2: "Nah man, that's what I call a bruh monument. Ain't nobody ever gonna let him live that down!"

by Souperino August 8, 2019

Monumental Sanchez

It's when someone who has gone monumental sticks a finger up his or her ass in a public space and draws a fecal mustache over his or her lip, and then proceeds to act in a ostentatious and annoying way, often flirting.

Guy: Why has everyone suddenly left the dancefloor?
Girl: It's that douchebag dancing alone, he's pulled a Monumental Sanchez.

by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016

macromental

1) increasing rapidly by irregular degrees or additions.
2) A rapid or profound change
3) Thinking outside pre-existing norms
4) A vast and expansive amount

There was a macromental increased in Jeffrey's bank account after the windfall of his investments.

by jeteye May 2, 2009