A descriptor for a person who has commitment issues but does not engage in cheating or infidelity. A serial monogamist likes the emotional and physical intimacy of relationships and therefore seeks partners who want a longterm romantic relationship. A serial monogamist may or may not warn their partner about their fear of commitment. (Often the partners foolishly believe they will be able to change this about the serial monogamist.)
The relationship may be short-lived or it may last a few months to years, however the serial monogamist is always holding back and if the other partner in the romance pushes at all, the serial monogamist will end the relationship swiftly and often without emotion.
The relationship may be short-lived or it may last a few months to years, however the serial monogamist is always holding back and if the other partner in the romance pushes at all, the serial monogamist will end the relationship swiftly and often without emotion.
Serial monogamist: I broke up with my boyfriend.
Friend: What???? You guys have been together for three years!
Serial monogamist: I know... I really liked him.
Friend: What happened?
Serial monogamist: He asked me to marry him.
Friend: You're such a serial monogamist!
Friend: What???? You guys have been together for three years!
Serial monogamist: I know... I really liked him.
Friend: What happened?
Serial monogamist: He asked me to marry him.
Friend: You're such a serial monogamist!
by Word Vixen November 29, 2009
Get the Serial monogamist mug.Someone that commits themselves to a relationship for a short while, at the most a few months and then immediately end it once they feel things have run their course. They move from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship quickly.
Tom: "Happy 3 Month Anniversary baby?"
Ella: "I love you, but its a new season, so we're through. Nothing personal hun, but I'm usually onto someone new by now. My 3 months are up, buh bye!"
Tom: "Damn quarterly monogamist!"
Ella: "I love you, but its a new season, so we're through. Nothing personal hun, but I'm usually onto someone new by now. My 3 months are up, buh bye!"
Tom: "Damn quarterly monogamist!"
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A person who enjoys long-term, loving, exclusive relationships almost as much as they enjoy keeping all their money and stuff.
Brad: That's a really nice bass boat, Ryan. I had to sell mine during the divorce.
Ryan: Sorry, bud. You really need to try being a serial monogamist.
Ryan: Sorry, bud. You really need to try being a serial monogamist.
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Tom is never flippant with women; he claims to be only a serial monogamist.
Tom is never flippant with women; he claims to be only a serial monogamist.
by Vickidee April 28, 2011
Get the serial monogamist mug.1. A woman you are dating who wants to be monogamous.
2. A 'miss' when you attempt monogamy but screw it up.
2. A 'miss' when you attempt monogamy but screw it up.
1. -How's your monogamiss doing since you gave up other women?
-All good. She likes having a monogamister.
2. I told Kenny I'd stop seeing other guys, but then I did tequila shots all night and ended up having a monogamiss. Think I should tell him? I'll never have another monogamiss...as long as I stop drinking tequila.
-All good. She likes having a monogamister.
2. I told Kenny I'd stop seeing other guys, but then I did tequila shots all night and ended up having a monogamiss. Think I should tell him? I'll never have another monogamiss...as long as I stop drinking tequila.
by gurgoob September 20, 2012
Get the monogamiss mug.Someone who eats the one exact same food for lunch every day. Compared to a monogamous relationship where one strictly has just one partner.
Person 1: Look at Bill in the office kitchen eating a bagel sandwich again.
Person 2: He hasn't brought any other food for lunch at all this year, Bill is a lunch monogamist, he refuses to have any other lunch but one.
Person 2: He hasn't brought any other food for lunch at all this year, Bill is a lunch monogamist, he refuses to have any other lunch but one.
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Get the Lunch monogamist mug.I had a great time with Ralph, but when he got all monogamister on me, I had to explain that monogamy isn't really my thing. I can't help it; I'm just not a monogamiss.
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