carbon monoxide

What a broke ass 1999 Honda Civic leaks from its exhaust.

That girl Crystal claims she has carbon monoxide poisoning from the leak in her exhaust pipe that she can't afford to fix.

by hotchick880 December 2, 2010

monoxide child

1/2 of twiztid. happens to be an ULTRA chain smoker, hence his name.

i wanna fuckonthefirstdate with Monoxide.

by ninja September 18, 2003

monoxide child

the greatest mc in the world with far more talent and originallity that feminem or 5 cents(50 cent)

its the m-o-n-o and i cant even spell the rest...it takes too long and i need a fucking cigeratte

by LotusKilla69 February 26, 2004

Dihydrogen monoxide

Dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) is a combination of 2 hydrogen and 1 oxygen (di = 2, mon = 1), which creates H2O. It is a completely safe element, but a hoax that was created in the 1990's as an April Fools joke got popular that said that DHMO was a chemical that was a substance that was contained in things such as acid rain, nuclear power plants, etc.

John: "Have you heard about the chemical Dihydrogen monoxide? I read that it was really dangerous and it's even in our water and food!"

Steve: "No, that is just water. Do more research and don't believe everything you read online."

by Ay Lmao October 20, 2015

monnor

two people who are in love with each other but will never admit it.

they pulled a real monnor this weekend.. denied their love again.

by babygurlllll123 December 2, 2010

Mike Monoxide

When one takes incredibly homosexual myspace photos and posts them on Myspace, refusing to do anything with their life.

Carrie- Hey Sarah, I think I know that guy on Myspace.

Sarah- Really?

Carrie- Yeah, for all the time he took to take those photos on his Myspace, he could have a job, some money, and new un-shitted on underwear.

Sarah- Seriously, check out the highlighter looking pit stains on his shirt.

Carrie and Sarah- GROSS! What a Mike Monoxide!

by gunbear08 March 5, 2010

monoxide child

a serial killin ninja who would die for the family

i dont got one

by nycky January 29, 2004