Monkey Fuck 

A drink made with rum, kahlua, and banna liquer

Jamaican Monkey Fuck, Please.

Monkey Fuck by jon March 30, 2003

Monkey fuck 

When a group of boys lay in a bed under a blanket making monkey Noises And humping each other

Bro1, yea dude last night was hella fun that monkey fuck was crazy

Monkey fuck by Bigboynate April 27, 2020

Monkey fuck 

Used to describe the resulted state of unwarranted and chaotic messing with someone else's property,always with unfavorable outcome

Person 1- hey bro can I borrow some tools to work on my car?
Person 2- hell nah, the last time you came over here you just monkey fucked my whole garage around

Monkey fuck by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022

Monkey fuck 

the act of hanging from monkey bars while fucking someones brains out while they themselves are also hanging from monkey bars.

Dude me and Veronica went to the park last night and monkey fucked each other all night long.

Monkey fuck by relisheddjums March 20, 2011

monkey fuck 

The act by which a man penetrates and trusts into their partner while holding them. The penetrated partner is not in contact with the ground but may be leaned up against a wall

"I picked my wife up, she put her legs around my waist and I monkey fucked her."

monkey fuck by crapshooter111 July 3, 2007

Monkey Fuck 

A person who thinks they can fix something, usually on a car, better or faster than you. The keep running their mouth and getting in your way until you let them try to do the job. When they fuck it up, they get mad and say " Well if you don't want my help, you can do it yourself" then they leave.

It took me twice as long to change the struts on my car because Monkey Fuck had to help, then he bailed out on me with all the parts scattered all over the garage.

Monkey Fuck by Colt357dog April 26, 2015

Monkey Fuck 

Can happen at almost anytime, but is best when the fuckee is bending over, I.E. to tie shoe, ect. The monkey Fucker will jump on the fuckees back and either ride or teabag the fuckee. It can be done girl to girl or guy to guy or girl to guy or guy to girl without being homo or lezzy at all.

1 "Dude, Jose was tieing his shoe and Joe jumped on his back and started teabagging him!"
2 "Yah, Jose totally got monkey fucked!"

Monkey Fuck by bruddah-C January 7, 2010