Cunt monkey

A species of cunt that nobody likes and laughs obnoxiously.

“Look it’s a cunt monkey, look at his face. I want to punch his throat in”

by November 9, 2020

cunt monkey

a term or expression used for someone has some what ticked you off. soo you call them a cunt monkey

or someone that is obsesses with vagina.

annoying person: haha what a douchbag

you: wow, way to be a cunt monkey
annoying guy: shut up u fag.

by XxlovelesslostxX October 22, 2009

Cunt Monkey

1.) A male or female that is unworthy of being called by the name their mother gave them at birth.
2.) A male or a female who is legally married and doesn't have the courage to say they want to throw in the towel and get a divorce, but wants to have a relationship with another person..i.e wants to have their cake and eat it too.

I hate that fucking Cunt monkey that dances all the time on the stage

by lolab221 November 18, 2009

cunt monkey

A word that is often used merely as a general insult, with no actual meaning. Many people find this to be a safer alternative to the porch monkey. (Always keep in mind, just because you may be "taking a word/phrase back," does NOT mean that everyone else thinks the same. This is especially true with racial slurs.)

"Shut up, you little cunt monkey"

by Gabe Unick January 19, 2008

Cunt Monkey

A phrase used when you are annoyed, a miner term if you are frustrated.

If you scuffed a football shot you would say 'cunt monkey!!' in frustration
and anger

by Robert Stevensonn April 9, 2006

Cunt-Monkey

1. An adjective to describe an extreme douche bag
2. A monkey that looks like a vagina

(2 dudes arguing)
Dude 1: You're a piece of shit!
Dude 2: Well you're a cunt-monkey!

by DuckyDuckDuck December 5, 2017

flying cunt monkey

an extremely irritating person. Someone who is just so annoying that no sensible phrase will fit.

stop doing that..you flying cunt monkey!!!! you are irritating the fuck out of me!!

by Donna-louise January 3, 2009