Johnny: HAHAHA check out that fatass over there.
Joe: I KNOW, you can see his monkers from hear!
Johnny: No shit sherlock, they're only like triple d's.
Joe: I KNOW, you can see his monkers from hear!
Johnny: No shit sherlock, they're only like triple d's.
by gorillaguy987 May 27, 2009
Derived from the phrase or name "Funky Monkey". It is described as a person who expresses one's self in a funky and comical way, making no sense in their actions or words. One who is comically spontaneous resulting in no logical or mature explanation of their actions or outbursts. A person who sees themselves as funny, while others see them as odd or weird. One who does or says things, to entertain one's self at the disposal of others, such as telling jokes that make no sense, just to see the expressions on other's faces, and watching reactions from others.
Joe: "Hey man, did you see that? I just wiped my mind with a burger wrapper!"
Sam: "Dude....what's that suppose to mean?"
Joe: "Totally dude....I agree!"
Sam: "Bro...you are one crazy funky monker!"
Sam: "Dude....what's that suppose to mean?"
Joe: "Totally dude....I agree!"
Sam: "Bro...you are one crazy funky monker!"
by 2crazy2tell April 17, 2009
by Dodgeramdually99 April 05, 2021
A polite way of saying 'fucking monkey'
Thought to have derived from the pseudo expletive vernacular as used in the comedy tv programme 'Father Ted'.
Thought to have derived from the pseudo expletive vernacular as used in the comedy tv programme 'Father Ted'.
by dickie936 July 30, 2009
When a male or female sucks dick in a public facility for moon pies or other tasty snacks to dip in when the male cums
by #rimjobs June 23, 2014
by Catsteak134sigma July 19, 2024
Cross between mong and wanker, used when a person is doing something incredibly stupid or as a term of exasperation but the words mong or wanker can't be used e.g. In polite but older company ie. Grandma or out of touch person who might not recognise the misuse of either word.
by Icky 772 September 19, 2018