monoxide child

1/2 of twiztid. happens to be an ULTRA chain smoker, hence his name.

i wanna fuckonthefirstdate with Monoxide.

by ninja September 18, 2003

monoxide child

the greatest mc in the world with far more talent and originallity that feminem or 5 cents(50 cent)

its the m-o-n-o and i cant even spell the rest...it takes too long and i need a fucking cigeratte

by LotusKilla69 February 26, 2004

Dihydrogen monoxide

Dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) is a combination of 2 hydrogen and 1 oxygen (di = 2, mon = 1), which creates H2O. It is a completely safe element, but a hoax that was created in the 1990's as an April Fools joke got popular that said that DHMO was a chemical that was a substance that was contained in things such as acid rain, nuclear power plants, etc.

John: "Have you heard about the chemical Dihydrogen monoxide? I read that it was really dangerous and it's even in our water and food!"

Steve: "No, that is just water. Do more research and don't believe everything you read online."

by Ay Lmao October 20, 2015

Mike Monoxide

When one takes incredibly homosexual myspace photos and posts them on Myspace, refusing to do anything with their life.

Carrie- Hey Sarah, I think I know that guy on Myspace.

Sarah- Really?

Carrie- Yeah, for all the time he took to take those photos on his Myspace, he could have a job, some money, and new un-shitted on underwear.

Sarah- Seriously, check out the highlighter looking pit stains on his shirt.

Carrie and Sarah- GROSS! What a Mike Monoxide!

by gunbear08 March 5, 2010

monoxide child

a serial killin ninja who would die for the family

i dont got one

by nycky January 29, 2004

Dihydrogen Monoxide

Dihydrogen Monoxide is a prevalent compound that is the key ingredient in most pesticides. DHMO contributes to environmental hazards such as acid rain, the greenhouse effect, and soil erosion. DHMO poisoning causes a sometimes fatal electrolyte imbalance in the bloodstream, and can cause excessive sweating, increased urination, and sometimes vomiting. Dihydrogen Monoxide also reacts explosively with alkaline earth metals such as lithium, sodium, potassium etc.
Prolonged, unprotected exposure to solid DHMO, or inhaling it can be fatal.
Despite these dangers, DHMO is used ubiquitously by industries, and is readily available to the public.

Join the fight, and help get this troublesome, and potentially lethal chemical banned.
SAY 'NO' TO DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!

by [e-mail] October 2, 2006

Dihydrogen Monoxide

Dihydrogen Monoxide (or DHMO) is a tongue in cheek conspiracy theory that claims said substance is extremely dangerous, can cause burns, death, etc., when in reality, dihydrogen monoxide is the scientific name for water, as H2O is its chemical formula.

Person 1: Careful! There might be DHMO in your water!
Person 2: Dihydrogen Monoxide IS water.

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