someone or something that presents as being rough around the edges, shabby or not quite up to scratch.
Janice felt a bit mongie when she awoke with a throbbing hangover and had somehow misplaced her underwear. She had fallen asleep in the deli section of her local supermarket.
by iamnottryingtooffendyou October 07, 2010
(From an episode of the simpsons)
"second comes straight after first!"
(Here homer should have said to fill the silence:)
"Mongi!"
"second comes straight after first!"
(Here homer should have said to fill the silence:)
"Mongi!"
by "The pan-z man" October 31, 2004
A slang term for robloxians who google nonexistent words thinking that they mean something bad, only to be greeted with nothing but a blank screen they'll gawk at in shame as they realize they've been fooled.
by pysoch August 02, 2023
Adjective used to describe an experience or activity that is very gratifying when done while high, usually because it will trip you the fuck out.
by OzzieHP October 11, 2018
Mongy
A Mongy or M O N G Y is the unfortunate maternal parent of a (nominally) male child that is born a homosexual, but has the complication of also having an unnatural lust for their own mother.
These unfortunate mothers, or M O N G Y s (Mother Of Non-Gendered Young)have a terrible time fighting off their confused son's advances soon after birth as although they have very small dicks (likened to an old fashioned door bell) it is placed just over their anus which means that nappy changing is hell.
For the rest of their life, the non gendered young, with its a rapacous sexual appetite cannot ever 'go' without coming. A side efrfrect of this condition is that they are incredibly ugly and are often driven to fuck themselves up their own arse. An endeavour doomed to failure given the minute proportions of their genitalia.
The more intelligent non-gendered young will overcome this terrible affliction with psychiatric help and medication.
Unfortunately for the less intellectually able,(the fuckwits,) this birth defect leads them to become very bitter and twisted individuals so full of hate they spend all day imprisoned in a chat room sniping at anybody better looking, more pleasant, or more successful in life than they are (everybody else).
The non-gendered young, also called son of Mongy will often go into complete denial, and much as it denies its homosexuality, it protests too loudly about its origins:
Ewatt Tvil: I would rather chat to a good looking chatter than an ugly mongy looking one
Ewatt Tvil: Have you always looked like a mongy elkie?
Ewatt Tvil: Have you always looked like a mongy elkie?
by AnnieLondon111 April 11, 2009
person 1 - "I just fell up the stairs"
Person 2 - " aww no,why did you do that!?"
Person 1 - " I don't know,I must have done a Mongy Hannah"
Person 2 - " aww no,why did you do that!?"
Person 1 - " I don't know,I must have done a Mongy Hannah"
by Mongy Hannah April 28, 2009
by King Tets September 18, 2007