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When a professional rusty trombone player who works at an Italian restaurant cat calls someone who has a camel toe
"What a mangini he laid on her- man, she was just walkin to the beach!" "yeah but did you see the size of that camel toe?"
Mangini by frankenberrydouchebag October 4, 2008

Mangini’d 

When your brother badly needs an attorney for a criminal transgression and offers up his spectacular sister as a bride to the attorney he cannot afford to pay.
People ask me all the time why I ended up with this guy as a husband and I tell them I was Mangini’d.
Mangini’d by EaglesFan1789 March 29, 2023

Mike Mangini 

One of the greatest and fastest drummers to ever be born, and the current drummer for Dream Theater. Considered to be the inverse of John Petrucci, due to his ability to rupture space and time by playing over a billion notes per second. Like Petrucci, he has limited himself to 2000 notes per second which only causes severe head pains whereas anything more than 2500 notes per second causes the human head to explode, due to the overload of greatness. This being the reason he decided to leave Berklee, because of the student's heads exploding because they thought they were worthy of God. He is also considered one of the best wearers of the heavy metal soul patch, much to the disdain of Jordan Rudess.
Iran better chill, or We'll send in Mike Mangini.
Mike Mangini by Riggs1995 November 27, 2013

pull a mangini 

Eric Mangini is the current Cleveland Brown's coach and he once said that "He was going to take the Browns to the Super Bowl." While this is never going to happen it has become a popular euphemism for dropping a duece. It also provides a nice cover when talking around girls as they do not typically know who eric mangini is.
Guy 1: Bro i got to pull a mangini if you know what i mean.

Guy 2: Ya i got ya

Girl 1: What does that mean?

Guy 1: shhhh, go make me a sandwhich.

eric mangini 

to be extremely overweight, such as the former patriots assistent and current jets head coach, eric mangini.
i wanna stick my eric mangini dick in your pussy
eric mangini by pat loughlin August 29, 2007

isa mangini 

isa is crazy and not in a good way but it’s hard to not want her back in your life
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Me: Poggers!
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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