Omega mongoose

The Omega Mongoose is the act of performing cunnilingus on a female, while she is on her period, and she is on the toilet having diarrhea.

She asked me to give her an Omega Mongoose, I told her no way!

by nhbmaing August 8, 2014

Tana Mongoose

A lesbian youtuber who makes fake story times saying she was almost killed by her uber driver

Omg did u just see Idubbz content cop on tana mongoose shes such a liar?

by AnythingIsPossiblee December 23, 2017

mongoose

A ferocious beastly animal who wanders the jungles and riverbanks in search of inferior animals to devour.

Dude that Mongoose ate my dog.

by Bob July 24, 2003

The Mongoose game

A silly game where a series of questions are asked to somene, asking if something is a mongoose. the person will state two things that are mongoose then he will ask if a person/object is considered a mongoose. if the person starts of saying, "now listen" (before they ask the question) the answer is automatically yes.
if they do not say, "now listen" the answer is no.

"Want to play The Mongoose Game?!"

huh?

"if i am a mongoose and Tyler is a mongoose are you a mongoose?"

umm, yeaaa?

"Wrong!!!... now listen, if you are a mongoose and i am a mongoose is Jessica a mongoose!?"

noo??

"Wrong again! she is soo a mongoose."

what! i don't get it! keep going!

by Clobo The Hobo. April 17, 2010

Silly Mongoose

Any one who has made a mistake of a silly nature.

noun.

Oh Bri! You're such a silly mongoose!

by Joshua Foote June 2, 2008

Mongoose

A high powered bitch, usually with a hyphenated last name. These women hate men and are snake killers.

Have you seen that new chick in legal? Yeah, her last name has a hyphen. That bitch is a power hungry mongoose.

by deathfordough July 17, 2015

wandering mongoose

The wandering mongoose is not too different from a teabag or giving a mushroom stamp. There are two ways in which to perform the wandering mongoose, both of which can only be performed by men (im not sexist...you just need to have a dick for it.) Method 1 starts when you find or notice that a friend/roomate who has fallen asleep. You, simply enough, take out your dick and carefully balance above the victim-to-be. Drop down so your knees are on their arms, rendering them defenseless, and slap them silly with your dick. Proceed until they cry.

Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.

Guy 1-Hey, why was my sister so pissed at you last night?

Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.

Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.

by jimbobkyle April 4, 2008