Black Mom

Black mom are to strong. They think that there the best they are bigggg bitchs like nigga. they can't chill they love to beat your ass. something are nice. but like beating your ass is there job

black mom: Do your homework
black kid: but i did
black mom: let me see it
black kid: here
black mom: what is this
black kid: my work?
black mom: do it again before i beat you ass
black kid: fine
black mom: say someting
black kid: no
black mom: good

by /////???? May 30, 2020

Once you go black you become a Single mom

When a white women decided to become sexually and or romantically involved with a Black male and she becomes pregnant. The Black male typically ditches the pregnant white women making her a single mother.

Miles- Hanna I wouldnt date Damian.
Donna- Why not he seems nice.
Miles- Hanna once you go black you become a single mom.
Donna- Thats the last thing I need in my life.
Miles- what is that?
Donna- A cribmidget.

Miles- I gotcha

by Leroy McLevine June 10, 2011

big black man having sex while you eat your mom.

fetish

NAH DID I JUST CATCH YOU HAVING SEX WITH A BIG BLACK MAN WHILE EATING YO MOMMA FR NAHHH JIT TRIPPIN BALLZ

big black man having sex while you eat your mom.

by REAL CHEESE MASTER February 16, 2023

Momblock

(AKA: Mumblock) When a domineering mother dictates who you shall and shant speak to over myspace, msn or the phone.

(Note: Can also be used for fathers - Dadblock)

"Sorry, I tried to talk to you on the phone last night, but you've been Momblocked."

by Liz L'Amour May 7, 2007