Moke Philosophy

A seemingly counter-intuitive school of thought emphasizing the importance of the present. Moke philosophy was founded by the legendary Elder Archimandrite Mokentius himself soon after attaining enlightenment under the shade of a protractor. This profound philosophy encourages clarity of mind, skillful focus on any given task, and a general sense of ease in life affirmed by the central tenets of "Don't Care" and "Tough Shit", often abbreviated as "DC" and "TS" to avoid offending the more delicate among his tutelage.

Mr. Moke often motivates his students with the allure of material wealth and affluence in order to get them to strive for their utmost best every waking moment.

Mr. Moke: "Sarah whats the difference between triangle A and triangle B?"
Sarah: "Nothing"
Mr. Moke: "Looks like someone has been subscribing to Moke Philosophy!"
Student 4: "Whaaa?"
(Mr. Moke shakes his head and precedes to write TS on the whiteboard)

by SuperUber255 January 16, 2019

Moikey

What most MCR fans on tumblr call Mikey Way.

The origin is obviously the song Vampire Money

Well are you ready Ray?
YEAH
How bout you Frank?
OH, IM THERE, BABY.
AND YOU MOIKEYYY
FUCKING READY.
well i think im all right
1-2-3 GO!!!!

by poopybuttocks April 12, 2011

Mokenstef

MoKenStef was an American female R&B trio from Los Angeles, California, active in the latter 1990s. The group name was a combination of the first syllable of each member's name: Monifa, Kenya, and Stefanie. They released an album, Azz Izz, in 1995, and their biggest hit was "He's Mine", which peaked at #7 on the Billboard Hot 100. It also spent one week in the UK Singles Chart in September 1995 at #70.1 Their second single, "Sex in the Rain", was not as successful, peaking only at #63 on the US R&B chart.

The last single was intended to be "Baby Come Close", remake of Smokey Robinson's song, for which MoKenStef recorded a remix called "I Can't Help It" (this one was a cover of Michael Jackson's song). Both, album and remix versions were released promotionally on cd and vinyl, the group also made a video for it directed by Cameron Casey,2 but in the end the intended single was never released commercially.

The group also did a performance in 1995 on the Nickelodeon show All That, where they performed the remix version of "He's Mine".

Did you hear that song he´s mine?
Yeah, what a great song by Mokenstef.

by david faustino November 14, 2012

Moken troll

Another way of saying remote control as in the remote for the TV.

"Hey, dude can you hand me thay moken troll, I wanna watch something else."

by Drumming Ginger September 22, 2017

Mokke

Mokke's is linked to this Japanese rumor

Yousei-san
The Mokke's will come out in this anime called
"Toilet bound Hanako kun"

Yashiro: Hanako-kun, what are you doing!?

Hanako: Isn't it obvious? I'm playing cards with the Mokke's

by GachaAnnie February 6, 2020

Mokkel

A nitwit, a fool or a idiot.

Used as a slang or abusive word by Assamese people in assam.

Mokkel neki?!! (Assamese)
Are you a fool/idiot/nitwit?!! (English meaning)

Eh badd dei. Xi mokkel hoi na. (Assamese)
Eh leave it. He is idiot/fool/nitwit no. (English meaning)

by Roneet Kumar Das February 16, 2020

Moked Out

I dont know who uses the word moked referring to drugs. getting moked means your getting done foul. if you got jumped real bad are aired out (shot up) they'd say you got moked out.

Perfect example, in the words of the late, great, notorious Biggie Smalls: "the nigga just got moked out like that, man" (Biggie Smalls - "MISS U")

by Gauk July 15, 2019