mojón

A delicacy.

Janet: How was the food last night?
Steve: Delicious! A real mojón.

by ThingNamer2000 September 21, 2016

mojòn

mojòn: a piece of shit

lol

"Ugh, look at the guy over there! He's littering, what a mojòn."

by i couldn't pick a name8151917 November 14, 2021

mojon con pelo

A hairy mojon; an annoying person or a person who ruins everything.

Homer: "Hey ,Lenny, you wanna go skydiving?"

Lenny: "Ehh."

by Julian Alvarez December 24, 2003

mojon con patas

A shitty person. Someone that embodies the characteristics of a turd.

Ahi viene ese mojon con patas por la calle.

Here comes that Joe, that mojon con patas.

by Rick Tiberius Rude April 15, 2023

Hanging Turd (Mojon Gindando)

This is the term (also used in spanish) that depicts someone always in a hurry. They are similar to someone who has to run out of the bathroom in the middle of taking a dump because they have no time to finish. Someone always in a hurry.

Jennifer: Ugh! Look at Sally, she's always in a hurry!
Jake: I know! She always has a hanging turd (mojon gindando)!

In spanish-
Jennifer: Mira! Sally siempre esta apurada!
Jake: Ay yo se! Siempre tiene un mojon gindando!

by Rckyllns June 24, 2009

comete un mojon

To tell someone to eat shit.

Loko comete un mojon.

by Jay Dizzle March 17, 2005

I got my mojo working

I got my mojo working — a war cry of successful Blues Singers who win the crowd for which they are playing through their musical mastery and charismatic stage presence. If you are ever playing your heart out and women start throwing their panties your stage YOU GOT YOUR MOJO WORKING.

This phrase entered the mainstream through the song I Got My Mojo Working written by Preston “Red” Foster. This song was first performed by Ann Cole but made famous by Muddy Waters.

The word “mojo” is a reference to sympathetic magic used to bend reality to bless or to curse an individual. Musical mastery is one of the most powerful mojos and it can be augmented through the use of roots, amulets, and spell pouches provided by a Root Woman who you have pleased and who favors you.

Mess around and find out.

Lyrics from the song: I Got My Mojo Working

“I got my mojo working, it just don't work on you.
I got my mojo working, but it just don't work on you.
Look out baby,
Gonna circle the blues..”

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 15, 2023