Hot mojito

Badass women surgeons that take no shit, run a tight ship, and have each other’s backs come hell or high water

That doctor that took care of me at the hospital is one hot mojito!

by DrMojito April 27, 2022

Mcjizzy

Despite sounding like a rough burger you might pick up at your favourite hang out, mcjizzy is a term used to describe the act of getting in with a friend and due to overexcitement and loss of control, jizzing your pants.

"She stuck her tongue down my throat, and left me in a right Mcjizzy moment"

"whey, MCJIZZY"

"oh shit! i think i'm about to do a mcjizzy"

"mmmm Katharine, uh uh MCJIZZY"

by Jella July 15, 2009

The New Mexico Mojito

While doing a girl from behind, begin to yell incomprehensibly in Spanish, when she turns around to ask you what the hell youre doing, immediately ejaculate into a toilet plunger and stick it on her face without giving her any time to react.

“Hey John, what did you and Stacy do last night?”
“I served up the New Mexico Mojito if you know what I mean!”

by flocktoppler July 11, 2019

mojicum

The blissful feeling, or state of being, in which a person finds his or herself immediately following a good poop; often described in the context of “searching” for said feeling while the occupant is taking said dump.

Dude, I found mojicum so good this morning.

by jorgorb November 28, 2019

Moeiz

Moeiz is someone who is extremely handsome and generous. He is intelligent but still can be charming and funny. He loves to crack jokes and hang out with others.

Melissa: "I met this awesome guy last night!"
Judy : "Was his name Moeiz by any chance?"

by Canebrow June 6, 2017

Mojito

(mo-HEE-toe) Rum drink containing lime, mint, sugar, and soda.

To make a good mojito, crush 12 fresh spearmint leaves with half a lime and 4 tsp of sugar. Add 1.5 oz of rum, fill the glass with ice, and top off with club soda. Garnish with mint sprig and lime wedge.

by Lundy July 20, 2005

mojian

A person who is care-free and lives life to the fullest.
Mojians comes from MOJ which means to enjoy.

Look at those mojians, all they do is fool around without a care in the world.

Those mojians are so hot.

by chootar October 21, 2010