moosturbate

Verb. A term used by Canadians. To masturbate to generate body heat in the winter time.

"Sure is cold and lonely in this igloo! I better moosturbate to get warm!"

by debaby May 20, 2014

Moisterbate

When a female engages in pleasuring herself and whilst doing so creates a puddle so massive that it could be confused for a the disintegrated remains of a human.

I moisterbated last night so bad that I had to get a new mattress let alone change the sheets!

by Aliphatic May 3, 2016

mobsturbate

a mob of people all masturbating at once

hey did you go to the mobsturbate carnival last night?

by boyguro February 19, 2017

Monsturbate

When a male requires at least two hands in order to masturbate properly.

I will be back soon, I’m going to watch some porn and monsturbate.

by sstaffie December 1, 2019

masturebater

One who must reboot their computer after a vigorous masturbation session caused a porn overload.

Sean was forced to purchase a new computer due to his masturebater tendencies.

by i cum for jesus October 13, 2010

Moisturbation

When your significant other uses moisturizer on your private parts is now known as moisturbation.

Usually most hand and body lotions work well for moisturbation and it’s more fun when a partner gives you a hand...or two.

by Desert Geetarman April 3, 2018

Moisterbate

A soggy wank

Tom popped home to moisterbate at lunch time most days

by Tresjuicy April 12, 2019