Mortimered

When your boss over-schedules the work day and then sends all of your coworkers off-site leaving you alone to do everything.

Brody and Jackie got sent to the South Site, Erin and Zeph got sent to the East Site leaving me here alone to answer the phones and work all the tickets. I've been Mortimered again!

by TalonZahn April 24, 2019

Montimere

french man. oui oui monsieur. je suis de la Haiti (AKA Florida). Beautiful tone with the first name Luckens ( a very powerful name) #frenchmanclub. Dislikes sushi.LOVES MUSHROOMS. HATES PIZZA "its multicultural and you can put whatever you want on it, you can fuck around with the thang."

"Im about to Montimere my pizza."

"have you montimered before? its the best thing you can do while high."

by luckensfanclub101 November 11, 2021

Mortimer

The ultimate ladies man. Known best amungst his peers.

Gertrude pranced over to a metamorphic rock. "What a Mortimer," she thought to herself.

by Jewlianne February 14, 2018

mostimes

most of the time, often

"i'm awesome sometimes"
"nah, you're awesome mostimes"

by itsleah December 6, 2009

Mortimazed

A combination of horror and wonder.

She was mortimazed at what she saw two hours into her Pornhub search.

by Problem Like Maria November 29, 2018

mostimfaux

When you get 'most improved' on your sports team because you're the only one who NEEDS improving.

"And the mostimfaux- oh, sorry, I meant to say most improved- goes to..."

by shortperßon November 28, 2019

Mortimer Goth

A character in all 4 sims games, who’s wife went missing, and daughter is going to marry a fuck boy. Mortimer is father of Cassandra and Alexander, husband of Bella and son of Gunther and Cornelia
Ever since his wife went missing he took in interest in Dina Caliente, his brother in law’s widow.

Mortimer Goth is one of the only elders alive in Pleasantview when you start a game there.

by BlankCanvas742 November 26, 2021