Moggys haircut

An exceedingly long time in which suicide seems preferable to waiting for it to finish

God this is taking longer than moggys haircut

by DCRNOTSIR July 31, 2020

Mogsy

A douchebag. Someone who you wouldn’t trust with you daughter.

That man is a mogsy, I’d never trust him to date my daughter.

by LordWaffleEater March 1, 2022

The Muggsy Splash

A act common amoung male youths from the town of Carrigaline in Co. Cork, Ireland. The act involves a gang of youths, grabbing another to spread him out flat on his back by holding onto his arms and legs. The 'Muggsy',being a seperate youth, takes a run up to the victim and belly flops onto him.

quick grab marrot and give him the muggsy splash

by con 'holdtheball' o'leary May 28, 2014

Muggsy

A stupid person, often called Alice.
A loser
A mug
A reject

Muggsy you're a right loser

by Alice02/09 July 2, 2016

Soggy Moggy

When you take a handful of paper - preferably toilet paper - and run it under a hot/cold tap with the intention of throwing it.

"Brian was taking a piss when he got soggy moggy'd by a group of boys."

by lja90 November 1, 2009

Maggsy malone

Fat, smelly, ugly and most importantly annoying, known for his activities with dogs and beef with local grime artist MC Gillman

“Who’s that guy he’s annoying” “he looks like a maggsy malone

by Gillymansmanfam July 6, 2020

tuna moggy

a fishy pum

that girl courtney has a right tuna moggy! it stank

by Jennifer.x August 25, 2021